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noun
1. annoying person: an uber annoying person who pretends to be scholarly (e.g. always goes to the library, pursues a Master's degree), thinks he knows everything, speaks as if he is always right and his opinion is the only one that counts, but in fact knows less compared to 99.99% of the human population
2. pretentious person: a confident person who speaks as if he knows what he is saying, but, in truth, either knows nothing or what he is saying is nothing but incorrect
3. demented person: a person who has lost touch with reality regarding his intellectual capacity and physical appearance (thinking he is way superior that what he really is)
4. abysmal creature: a combination of all the above mentioned traits plus other dreadfully appalling attributes
origin: a portmanteau of the Filipino words "bakla" (a homosexual male) and "shokoy" (an ugly mythical underwater creature from the Philippines)
Disclaimer: Part of the origin of the word being defined is "bakla", the Filipino word for gay man, but in NO WAY does this suggest that any gay person is necessarily a bakoy. The pronoun "he" is consistenly used in the definitions, but the word can equally be used to a person of any sexual preference.
noun
1. annoying person: an uber annoying person who pretends to be scholarly (e.g. always goes to the library, pursues a Master's degree), thinks he knows everything, speaks as if he is always right and his opinion is the only one that counts, but in fact knows less compared to 99.99% of the human population
2. pretentious person: a confident person who speaks as if he knows what he is saying, but, in truth, either knows nothing or what he is saying is nothing but incorrect
3. demented person: a person who has lost touch with reality regarding his intellectual capacity and physical appearance (thinking he is way superior that what he really is)
4. abysmal creature: a combination of all the above mentioned traits plus other dreadfully appalling attributes
origin: a portmanteau of the Filipino words "bakla" (a homosexual male) and "shokoy" (an ugly mythical underwater creature from the Philippines)
Disclaimer: Part of the origin of the word being defined is "bakla", the Filipino word for gay man, but in NO WAY does this suggest that any gay person is necessarily a bakoy. The pronoun "he" is consistenly used in the definitions, but the word can equally be used to a person of any sexual preference.
(Setting: Today is the deadline for submission of assignments. There are no classes today so the math professor requires the
students to submit their work by inserting it under the door of their professor's room. Two friends see from afar someone, a
classmate, trying to slide a spoon under their professor's door to steal his classmates' works.)
A: Oh shit! Look at him! He's trying to steal our work!
B: Yeah! And I even thought he was one of the most intelligent classmate we have. Many of our classmates think he's really good. He
always recites in class, even trying to say things before the professor does, and we always see him going out of the library with
his boyfriend.
A: I thought so too until I saw his answers in our algebra exam. He's the dumbest. He doesn't even deserve to be admitted
to Graduate school! He's just good at pretending and bluffing.
B: Really? There's no surprises there - look at him desperately trying to steal our work! Maybe he doesn't even understand our
lessons. What a bakoy!
A: Bakoy indeed!
students to submit their work by inserting it under the door of their professor's room. Two friends see from afar someone, a
classmate, trying to slide a spoon under their professor's door to steal his classmates' works.)
A: Oh shit! Look at him! He's trying to steal our work!
B: Yeah! And I even thought he was one of the most intelligent classmate we have. Many of our classmates think he's really good. He
always recites in class, even trying to say things before the professor does, and we always see him going out of the library with
his boyfriend.
A: I thought so too until I saw his answers in our algebra exam. He's the dumbest. He doesn't even deserve to be admitted
to Graduate school! He's just good at pretending and bluffing.
B: Really? There's no surprises there - look at him desperately trying to steal our work! Maybe he doesn't even understand our
lessons. What a bakoy!
A: Bakoy indeed!
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noun
1. dishonorable person: a person who thinks excellence is of higher priority than honor, which is opposed to what Prof. Winnie Monsod advocates. This connotes stealing other's work, for instance, which is an immoral (dishonorable) act, is allowable as long as it bring about excellence, be it superficial, to the thief.
2. academic thief: a person who constantly steals another person's intellectual work, but is persistently vocal against theft. In addition, the person may have a tendency to call other people user (exploiter), even though they may not be, to emphasize his dislike for stealing other persons' intellectual work.
3. revolting person with an equally revolting partner: a highly dislikable person, when it comes to both looks and atitude, who has an equally repulsive boyfriend/ girlfriend who looks like a pre-evolved human (i.e., looks like the missing link between humans and other primates)
origin: a portmanteau of the Filipino words "bakla" (a homosexual male) and "shokoy" (an ugly mythical underwater creature fromthe Philippines)
Disclaimer: Part of the origin of the word being defined is "bakla", the Filipino word for gay man, but in NO WAY does this suggest that any gay person is necessarily a bakoy. The pronoun "he" is consistenly used in the definitions, but the word can equally be used to a person of any sexual preference.
noun
1. dishonorable person: a person who thinks excellence is of higher priority than honor, which is opposed to what Prof. Winnie Monsod advocates. This connotes stealing other's work, for instance, which is an immoral (dishonorable) act, is allowable as long as it bring about excellence, be it superficial, to the thief.
2. academic thief: a person who constantly steals another person's intellectual work, but is persistently vocal against theft. In addition, the person may have a tendency to call other people user (exploiter), even though they may not be, to emphasize his dislike for stealing other persons' intellectual work.
3. revolting person with an equally revolting partner: a highly dislikable person, when it comes to both looks and atitude, who has an equally repulsive boyfriend/ girlfriend who looks like a pre-evolved human (i.e., looks like the missing link between humans and other primates)
origin: a portmanteau of the Filipino words "bakla" (a homosexual male) and "shokoy" (an ugly mythical underwater creature fromthe Philippines)
Disclaimer: Part of the origin of the word being defined is "bakla", the Filipino word for gay man, but in NO WAY does this suggest that any gay person is necessarily a bakoy. The pronoun "he" is consistenly used in the definitions, but the word can equally be used to a person of any sexual preference.
(Setting: Today is the deadline for submission of assignments. There are no classes today so the math professor requires the students to submit their work by inserting it under the door of their professor's room. Two friends see from afar someone, a classmate, trying to slide a spoon under their professor's door to steal his classmates' works.)
A: He's stealing our work!
B: Oh shit! Do you know him?
A: Not really. But as far as I remember, I was assigned to check his assignment once and his answers are much worse than any sophomore math student could ever commit. My god... I can't believe someone could go that low, stealing other people's work. What an abysmal creature! Revolting! And he has the guts to call me a user when I asked one of our classmates how to solve some of the questions in our assignment! The nerves! By the way, have you seen his boyfriend?
B: Yeah. He's the missing link to humans and other primates. He seriously looks like a monkey from the zoo. And I don't like him either. His attitude stinks. He's always competitive and always annoying. I now think his boyfriend doesn't love him. His boyfriend is just using him. Since no one loves them both, they only have each other. No choice. I guess it's a match made in hell. They're a perfect match, aren't they? They are both bakoys!
A: Bloody bakoys.
A: He's stealing our work!
B: Oh shit! Do you know him?
A: Not really. But as far as I remember, I was assigned to check his assignment once and his answers are much worse than any sophomore math student could ever commit. My god... I can't believe someone could go that low, stealing other people's work. What an abysmal creature! Revolting! And he has the guts to call me a user when I asked one of our classmates how to solve some of the questions in our assignment! The nerves! By the way, have you seen his boyfriend?
B: Yeah. He's the missing link to humans and other primates. He seriously looks like a monkey from the zoo. And I don't like him either. His attitude stinks. He's always competitive and always annoying. I now think his boyfriend doesn't love him. His boyfriend is just using him. Since no one loves them both, they only have each other. No choice. I guess it's a match made in hell. They're a perfect match, aren't they? They are both bakoys!
A: Bloody bakoys.
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