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Basheesh

To drink alcohol, take drugs or have sex. But can also mean anything else.
Yeh, that party was crazy man, brought a bottle of rum and got so basheeshed, then we smoked a basheesh and I was fucked but I still ended up taking that girl back to her house and basheeshing the fuck out of her!
by Your Muma's Titties June 14, 2011
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baheith

A cockless monster, that stands the height of a Peter. One is very hairy with a large torso and small arms and legs. Also confused sexually.
by sha_boy_austin January 4, 2017
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Clam Bashers

Lebians. From the position where their pussys rub together, thus bashing clams.
I saw Tina with her new girlfriend last night. I never knew those two were clam bashers.
by Boomermack February 28, 2009
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Cody Bachelder

A man who has no weakness, besides sexual diseases. He's a pretty big deal, and you should know that.
He's been around the world and in all the wars, and can also be known as "the badger" which was his military code name while in nam
by monkeywrangler November 26, 2010
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Bachelor Fridge

A condition commonly seen in fridges of single people, and people living as roommates, in which the fridge contains 237 half-empty condiment jars, leftover pizza and takeout, and not much else.

In severe cases, there may also be tupperware containers that everyone is scared to open, full of unidentified stuff that may once have been food, or dairy products that have passed their expiry dates multiple times. In these cases, it is not recommended to attempt to clean the fridge without proper biohazard gear.

Bachelor fridge is usually more of a cyclical phenomenon than a permanent state. People who suffer from bachelor fridge often go through phases where they buy real groceries and cook meals, alternating with periods of bachelor fridge.
Roommate 1: We have a bad case of bachelor fridge.

Roommate 2: I was thinking we should clean the fridge, throw out all the rotten stuff, and then go buy groceries and cook ourselves a nice dinner.

Roommate 1: Nah, I'm too tired. Let's just order pizza.
by nationalfilmbored February 25, 2011
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bache kooni

Bache kooni means a homosexual male who likes penis inserted into his anus. A bache kooni loves anal sex. But, the "bache kooni" person must be the one whose anus is penetrated by a penis.
by John William Smith IV September 2, 2015
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Bachelor

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009
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