a polite thing to call someone when you want to tell them they suck at life, or that no one likes thm and they suck at life. it even works if you want to tell someone that their parents should have gotten an aportion or thats its still not too late without taking to much time.
person 1- my head hurts, my back hurts, im bleeding on the inside, and it hurts when i sleep. ill never eat spam again!
person 2-shut up, man.
person 1-why you keep tellin me to "shut up"? is it my fault spam is toxic?
person 2-yes, you batch.
person 2-shut up, man.
person 1-why you keep tellin me to "shut up"? is it my fault spam is toxic?
person 2-yes, you batch.
by bandele February 18, 2004
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Get the batch mug.Batch: A mixed word of bitch and bastard. which calls a person a hermaphrodyte bitch and bastard all in one. The perfect insult
That rollerblader is a batch.
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Get the batch mug.A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.
John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?
Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.
John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.
Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.
John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.
Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??
John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!
"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"
Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!
John Smith: I think she's dead dude.
Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.
John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.
John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.
Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.
John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.
Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??
John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!
"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"
Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!
John Smith: I think she's dead dude.
Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.
John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
by Professor Cos December 4, 2015
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