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Jersey Shore Barrier

The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)
Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!
by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011
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barista

Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.
-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.
by KOAMex May 18, 2005
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Barrio

Spanish term for the "Hood". In the U.S it is used as the Latino equivalent of a Ghetto.
1) In Nueva York we call Spanish Harlem "El Barrio"
2) Ghetto- used for African-Americans/Negros/ Blacks/Niggas
Barrio- used for Latinos/Spics/Hispanics
by Ricco Chico August 12, 2007
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Time barrier

Noun: the theoretical limit of real-time velocity in the known universe, at which point positive time halts, and the mass of any object traveling at that speed become infinite and incapable of any increase in velocity.
"In 1994, Dr. Miguel Alcubierre formulated a hypothetical propulsion system that could, in theory, break the time barrier."
by speedog June 25, 2010
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Jersey Barrier

Named after the only place on earth where multiple ten foot long, two ton pieces of concrete need to stop people from driving into oncoming traffic.
Thank God there are Jersey Barriers in New Jersey, otherwise head-on collisions would be a staple of driving in that state.
by coopedup13 March 23, 2008
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Barrio Booty

A term used when you see a girl with a firm, big, tight round ass. Most Latinas have barrio booty.
Dayumm homes, look at that chicas barrio booty!

Vida Guerra, Andrea Rincon, Keyra Augustina, J-lo etc, all have barrio booty.
by T.A.T June 11, 2008
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barristi

The masculine and feminine plurals of coffee shop workers (i.e. barrista and barristo).
Cup O' Joe's has the hottest barristi, they are delight for all, and the coffee isn't bad either.
by Dr Sticky November 6, 2005
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