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barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.
While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.
by Marshall R. January 7, 2008
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barometer poop

When dropping barometric pressure creates a pressure differential between the inside of one's intestines and the atmosphere, resulting in the urge to poop.
Man, I just had a barometer poop -- The weather must be getting shitty.
by nonfish September 29, 2014
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barmaiden

BarMaiden™ is a barmixer that is used for optimizing, and enhancing flavors for any mixed drink that you would like to have. Appealing for parties, or if your at home you can craft wicked non-alcoholic or alcoholic beverages. Become your own mixologist with BarMaiden™BarMixers.
Use BarMaiden with that vodka for a awesome blackberry martini.
by The BarMaiden March 1, 2019
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Slap of the Red Baron

When one 'fingers' a girl whilst she's on her period, then when she's close to orgasm, slap her in the face, leaving The Mark of the Red Baron.
"I went at it with this bird last night"

"oh yeah?"
"Yeah she was on though"
"Ah dude"
"Nah it's alright, I gave her the slap of the red baron!"
"Yeahhhh!!!!!"
by PoetForSale March 22, 2010
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The Red Baron

the best Pilot of The first German Reich (or Prussia) in WW1, whom painted his plane red, because the rest of his squadrant the flying circus painted 1 part of their plane red, so he painted the entire plane, and probably half of his hand.
h: d have you ever heard about The Red Baron?
d: yeah that one guy who got 90 air victories with a red plane in uhhhhhh. WW1?
h: yeah WW1
by brick duster December 9, 2021
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Pussy Baron

A titled given to a man who has arrived to the highest state of the male existance; having all the pussy he can ever want.
Huh Hefner is a Pussy Baron.

The Pussy Baron is always smiling.
by I, The Pussy Baron January 2, 2009
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Barm

Wouter: hey Barm
Bram: no it is Bram

Wouter: no, Barm
by FallingBlossom May 27, 2021
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