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The Bowed Brockel

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.
Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Brock Anton

1) To make a catastrophic mistake due to a powerful combination of hubris and profound stupidity;

2) possessing the gravest and most self-destructive degree of idiocy;

3) to commit an act so moronic that its inherent stupidity is only matched by its external hilarity.
1) "George Bush really Brock Antoned the Iraq War";

2) "I can't believe how Brock Antoned I was when I locked my keys in my car";

3) "I totally pulled a Brock Anton when I published on my Facebook page that I illegally participated in a riot."
by slimjimmyjim June 19, 2011
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BarackWards

1 a: The Obama version of "Backwards." b: Taking an action first without laying out a plan or doing groundwork. c: Pushing forward blindly without first examining details, blueprints, or instructions. d: Leaping without first looking.
BarackWards - An example is Nancy Pelosi's recent remark regarding health care:
"But we have to pass the (health care) bill so that you can find out what is in it."

Something which is BarackWards is taking an action first, and then looking at the details.
by georgetoon March 10, 2010
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Barack Obama's Last Name

Friend : What's Barack Obama's last name?
Me : His name is.... 😣➡️😖➡️🤢➡️🤮➡️💀
by Shrek_masculinity_dick_energy October 15, 2019
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Baracksploitation

Usage of Barack Obama for own gain.
Man our t shirts aren't selling, you know what let's put Barack Obama on them!

No man, that's Baracksploitation.
by Rightaid February 18, 2009
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Brockism

Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.

Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.
Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."

Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."

Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.
by ItsACaptainDan July 3, 2011
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Brock Baker

A hilarious impressionist on youtube. He can do anyone's voice and has a crazy amount of videos, and has over 300 impressions online. His username is 'McGoiter'
Dude #1: Have you seen the new Brock Baker Video?!
Dude #2: YEAH, IT'S AMAZING!
by ilovecolinandbrad July 8, 2009
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