Barbed Shrock

A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.

Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.

by Bishop of The Shrek Covenant September 16, 2019

Barcelona Fanboys

Fanboys of soccer/football team FC Barcelona. Aka the people that didn't accept The Barca (a game with the scoreline of 8-2) as a word. They are known to use any excuse to justify losing, despite the fact 10/10 times they do it as well I.e. Vardrid, but the year before they'd deny any claims of Varcelona. The Camp Nou is their mating ground and where most of them communicate, if not online.

1: Hey bro I'm going to watch the game tonight
2: watch out for the Barcelona fanboys, they won't let you say *anything* about their great team
1: I'll be careful

1 was later found dead in a fountain outside the Camp Nou

by xXxIAskForConsentToDestroyPu$$ September 4, 2020

FC Barcelon-er

A person who plays a game in the FIFA series, but only as FC bacelona so this person can do good and not accept the fact that he/she sucks. The same applies for Real Madrid, Manchester United, any all-star team, or international team.

Frank: "Hey man I heard you lost at FIFA last night"
John: "yeah the guy i was battling was just using Barcelona for 10 straight matches."
Frank: "Wow, what a FC Barcelon-er

by Urban Dictonizer 520 December 5, 2011

Barred

Not allowed or banned is a no fly zone for them

Yo John can’t come to hood they barred him

by UhOh 56 May 30, 2018

No Holes Barred

When a girl likes to get fucked in all her holes in one session.

She got boned in all holes last night.

by <insert> October 2, 2004

Barred For Life

The Insurrectionist in Chief’s nickname for his previously deeply loyal ex-AG who has finally made a decision to split from 45’s cult of delusion.

Why of course he is Barred For Life, he won’t be at my side in the next glorious and more outwardly racist chapter since he can’t see that Donald Trump was the true winner of the 2020 election!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021

stripper barcode

1. A tattoo on the small of the back of a (usually) hot girl, visible peeking out from under her tight shirt, or plainly visible from a midriff-baring outfit.
2. A tattoo on the back commonly seen on strippers and porn stars (see "stripper tattoo").

Check out that hot chick... woah, "stripper barcode", she'll eat you alive.

by DAK! May 19, 2006