lash banter

the banter that comes hand in hand with a night on the lash. Some would say that the lash banter flows at the same rate as the beer, as more beer is drunk lash banter improves. lash banter is often harsh but can be used as an excuse for excessive tomfoolery.

Q:"do you remember trying to sleep with my girlfriend last night"
A:"It was just lash banter"

by shanterlope January 9, 2012

The Archbishop of Banterbury

Somebody who is exceptional at banter, such as someone who banters a lot or can think of very good comebacks.

{Insert great banter here}
You must be the Archbishop of Banterbury!

by kirbynumber1 February 3, 2015

bantzed

To be the victim of a pathological liar

Did you hear the rumor that Craig spread about Jenny? Man, she got bantzed!

by Been Bantzed September 26, 2019

Silly Bandz

A virus started in the southern United States that involves the corruption and mutation of a plain rubber band and turning it into a colorful shape. The disease first started among younger children, one or two was the norm, but it soon began to spread and multiply. Soon it had made its way into Middle Schools, particularly girls and (in some cases) boys.

As of right now, the virus has begun to spread in High school environments, infecting 15-17 (primarily) year old girls. The High school mutation of the virus is usually very aggressive, and will infest the host with upwards of 10 bands. Lately, there have been signs of Silly Bandz on High school boys as well.

There is no cure to Silly Bandz, except will power to resist their colorful appearance. Right now, Silly Bandz Syndrome (or SBS) is on the verge of being declared a pandemic.

It is currently unclassified, but is remarkably similar to the Webkinz Disease that plagued the nations several years ago.

Jon: Man, I'm really worried about Rick, I haven't seen him since he was diagnosed with Silly Bandz Syndrome

Eric: Yeah, I hear just last week, SBS took more then five guys on the football team...

by The Mysterious Mister M May 26, 2010

Negative Banter

Fairly self-explanitory; an attempted piece of banter that not only falls dead, but manages to actually REDUCE the amount of banterousness around. If you come across any, you are advised to find a Banter Machine quickly and check the area for the presence of a Bantex

Any piece of chat about Land Rovers

"See that guttering over there, I put that up, did a really good job too"

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

Banter Fodder

A person or group of people who are subject/about to be subject to a large amount of banter that borders on prejudice.

Dan: Hey I heard the guys are going to a lady gaga gig tomorrow

Ollie: Aha lets catch that banter fodder outside while it's fresh

by Hopsticks July 7, 2010

Banter Biscuit

A Banter Biscuit is the official tea dipping material that is often rewarded from a banter overlord to his squad when one or more members incite "witty banter" into a chat.

This witty banter can be applied through the use of both text, speech and through images often combined to create "memes".

Person 1: "That was some great, witty banter there."
Person 2: "Cheers butt."
Person 1: "I award thee a banter biscuit."

by FireBreathingRubberDuckie February 25, 2015