Thoosie Bants

A place of purgatory and punishment for roller coaster enthusiasts

I was sentenced to 3 days in Thoosie Bants and my god I wish I could forget it

by ParkInvertingThemed December 20, 2021

Banter McBant Bant

(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.

Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"

"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"

by jameshunttheshunt September 21, 2009

bant lads trip

A mostly unplanned, aimless drive around the local area with a bunch of ladz, justified only under the umbrella term of 'bant'

Hey m9, wanna go on a bant lads trip tomorrow?

by Gap Yaaaaaar January 17, 2017

Hit With The Bant Stick

To be completely and utterly owned in life.

Todd: WOW, James just spilled his cocaine on Cheryl
Bert: Ya he deffinately just got Hit With The Bant Stick

by Zakkius Rex May 6, 2007

Bants

Like banter but even the word is banter

No need to get so saly its just bants

by Bad ass MUDDA FUKKA December 14, 2017

BANT

Black Ass Nigga Thug, typically but not always used for aggresive black people not to be confused with YN.

Mark: Dude some people were looking into my car last night

Zach: That was probably a bant or a group of bants

by MilwakueeLover32 October 30, 2025

bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.

Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.

by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019