Thoosie Bants

A place of purgatory and punishment for roller coaster enthusiasts

I was sentenced to 3 days in Thoosie Bants and my god I wish I could forget it

by ParkInvertingThemed December 20, 2021

Banter McBant Bant

(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.

Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"

"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"

by jameshunttheshunt September 21, 2009

bant lads trip

A mostly unplanned, aimless drive around the local area with a bunch of ladz, justified only under the umbrella term of 'bant'

Hey m9, wanna go on a bant lads trip tomorrow?

by Gap Yaaaaaar January 17, 2017

Hit With The Bant Stick

To be completely and utterly owned in life.

Todd: WOW, James just spilled his cocaine on Cheryl
Bert: Ya he deffinately just got Hit With The Bant Stick

by Zakkius Rex May 6, 2007

No Bant

Someone who does not partake in banter; someone who is no fun, preferring to stay in/work rather than going out with mates

Guy 1: "Mate you comin' out tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I have work to do..."

Guy 1: "Your'e a No bant!"

by ssssd45 December 9, 2010

Banted

Being absolutely roasted in a rap battle.

Johnny got banted so hard he peed his pants.

by Triniux March 23, 2023

Cachau bant

the welsh or cymraeg for fuck off. Literally “shit away”

“Cachau bant!”

by eeee4444 December 1, 2022