balltox

The cutting-edge, medical procedure of injecting one's scrotum with botox in an effort to reduce the number of visible lines and wrinkles

Dude 1: my girlfriend won't go down on me anymore; she says my sack looks like an old man's turkey-neck.

Dude 2: dude, you know what will fix that...some balltox.

by maestro326 August 18, 2013

balltard

A term used by flat earthers to refer to people who believe that earth is spherical (a ball).

Balltard syndrome: symptoms include insulting others & imagining being attacked. 😆 #WakeUp silly sheeple #FLATearth

by ShareDVI March 11, 2017

Baloney Smoker

A homosexual who engages in felatio

John Travolta pretends to be a straight man but he is actually a closet baloney smoker.

by yeneef December 10, 2012

Bacot

Basically means a person who use their useless mouth to utter useless things :)

1. You're such a bacot!!
2. She didn't even want to stop 'bacot'ing.

by enhadeyente January 27, 2019

Paul Baloff

1. The act of someone getting incredibly drunk and yelling loudly and/or breaking things in a hilarious manner.

2. Thrash Band Exodus's original lead singer. His onstage banter was legendary. He suffered a stroke in 2002 and died. R.I.P. Paul Baloff

That party last night was awesome, Chris went all Paul Baloff and cut up Mark's shirt with gardening sheers!

by Chris Butera January 11, 2009

big baloney

When you accidentally eat your mom. Or when you poop your pants in math class.

example 1: oops, I did a big baloney lol XD UwU.
example 2: oh no, I big balonied in my pants :(

by jimboglimbo2345678 April 16, 2019

Baljot

someone who is really pretty, has a nice personality. she loves sports and loves to have fun. plus she's crazy and is always hungry

that girl is so crazy, her name must be Baljot

by absh September 26, 2011