Bail Fail

The act of being caught when you are trying to bail.
Failing to get out of a situation in time.

After banging my hot girlfriend last night, I was trying to climb out of my girlfriends window when her mom walked in. It was a bail fail.

by Willyumm-port city baby. December 22, 2008

bail whale

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.

Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?

John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.

Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

by -Angel- July 16, 2011

bail out

In Programming, giving up and running away before anyone realizes that your code has gone into an infinite loop and won't come out.

John had to bail out when his code went south, before he got Uber Pwnd by the boss.

by danag September 4, 2008

bail inn

Scottish teen slang for when their parents are not in the house. "Bail" because all the kids "bail in" to the designated house. "Inn" because all the kids usually end up staying over night due to intoxication or alcolhol or drugs.

"Mate, av got a bail inn the night, Ye cummin?"

by Classy Lassy August 6, 2007

bail-o-rama

A situation in which 75% of people who RSVPd to a party end up bailing at the last minute. Happens to some people's parties a lot more than others.

Early party attendee: Is this going to be a bail-o-rama?
Party host: Well, six people just cancelled via text, but you're here!

by penny century March 17, 2011

bail-mail

An email or text message sent to excuse oneself from assisting in a project, thereby fucking over the person undertaking it. Film students are notorious for it.

Dude, I just got bail-mails from my entire camera and sound departments. How the fuck am I suppose to shoot my thesis film?

by Mr. Wuggs April 11, 2011

Bail baby

When you’re the offspring of Elizabeth Holmes who had you in a futile attempt to avoid jail time.

I Got caught and now I’m going to jail unless I can pop out a bail baby or two!

by mgm8870 April 12, 2023