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carpet bagger

In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Today, the phrase refers to someone who moves to a new location for opportunistic reasons.
by ScottRusty June 29, 2005
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Bean Bagger

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.
Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"
by Barnyard Bailey May 2, 2019
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dick bagger

Greatest ship EVER, David Bowie+Mick Jagger. And it is/was REAL.
1: Hey have you heard Dancing in the street?
2: Yes, I ship Dick Bagger ever since
1: Me too, did you know it was confirmed by bowie's ex-wife, she found them post-coitus and just offered them coffee.
2: SO COOL!
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Dry Bagger

A male that’s a daily marathon wanker. Masturbates feverishly, multiple times a day to the point of unloading every drop of available nut and leaving an aching dry bag. May result in a glistening bead.

Very common amongst horny teens, homebound workers during the Covid crisis and the porn addicted.
My old roommate was a dry bagger. He would wank about a dozen times a day to ladyboy porn then bitch about his ballsack aching.
by Dick Onchin August 11, 2020
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Yellow Bagger

A high school parasite that annoys the students and faculty of Ferris State University. They eventually turn into freshman that will never take their lanyards off. They will steal your food from the Rock and make your life hell.
Brace yourselves, the yellow baggers are coming.
by Emkath77 July 28, 2016
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Yam Bagger

Yam Bagging describes one of three possible instances. The first being, when a person, either a significant other or just an unsuspecting soul, winds up with a sack in their mouth. Such an instance can occur while giving head, if the significant other starts with the sack and works their way up, or for some unsuspecting soul, a tea-bagging incident gone wrong.

The second instance being, when the sack is generally embraced for one reason or another. This can happen again during oral, the significant other cradles the sack in hand, or this could happen in any rare male bonding situation, involving the sack being embraced for no reason.

The third possible instance being a situation where you would refer to someone as a cocksucker... instead, refer to someone as a yam bagger, its funny, interesting, and the person will spend some time thinking about it before responding.
My girlfriend went down on me last night and bagged my yams in the process!!! It felt phenomenal!!! Shes a Yam Bagger!

I went to tea-bag jimmy while i was wearing short-shorts the other day... not good... he ended up bagging my yams! When you see him, call him a Yam Bagger.

You dirty little yam-bagger!

During the induction ceremony for the fraternity the head hazer bagged my yams... i think he liked it; Yam Bagger...

You bumped into me! Watch where your going yam bagger!

You sir are a yam bagger!
by Team Sexual March 24, 2011
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three bagger

A horribly ugly chick that during sex requires a bag over her head, one over yours, and one on any poor soul that happens to walk by.
Damn shorty did you see that three bagger I picked up last night. I must have been so wasted but damn can she suck dick.
by BlindsideF March 20, 2005
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