baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.

"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"

by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

Baffoon

A moron who has seen the definition of "bafoon" and thinks he is smart enough to spell it correctly, but still is too fucking stupid to look up how to spell it

Idiot: "wow people who can't spell baffoon are so stupid! like seriously, who would be that dumb?"
Smart person: "you fucking idiot..."

by kylorendud July 23, 2020

baffling

Shocking, appalling, straight up jaw dropping

It was baffling to see goody two shoes Susie dress like a skanky whore to school.

by slushxlush August 28, 2006

Baffacade

To be infuriated by a baffling lack of understanding or situation.

You're inability to recall the simple procedures, baffacades me.

It is baffacading that you do not understand.

The students baffacade the teacher.

by Beastee May 16, 2019

Balfazar Gracier

A made up person that people use in speeches and debates when they're making up statistics

It was doctor Balfazar Gracier who discovered that 80% of imigrants, are Asian

by I Live in Australia March 4, 2009

bamfalite

a bamf kidd who is popular and is member of the local scene. like a socialite, but not preppy.

person 1: ayy do you see that scene girl over there?
person 2: yeah, she's such a fucking bamfalite!
person 1: i know. she's every where.

by amanda sykes; May 27, 2009