pussy badger 

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.

"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"

pussy badger by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

Milking the Badger 

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

Milking the Badger by MeHigh July 12, 2007

dead badger 

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

dead badger by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

vag badger 

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

vag badger by CellBlock March 11, 2005

badger's arse

A person with unfortunate looks.

A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.

"She has a face like a Badger's Arse!"

"Man, I feel rough as a Badger's Arse"

badger's arse by JParry June 20, 2007

rabid badger sex 

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.

What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!

rabid badger sex by flyingdog March 19, 2008

dirty badger 

Putting it in the back door, then putting it in the front door, without doing anything in between.

Ross gave James' mum a dirty badger last night.

dirty badger by stephisgreat December 28, 2010