Ghost Buttfuck

A sexual position in which the male covers his penis in toothpaste and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse with his partner. The toothpaste then proceeds to "burn like all fucking goddamned hell, christ almighty" for the recipient, while the male feels a slight, pleasant tingling sensation on his shaft.

After ejaculation, it is thought that the combination of feces and ejaculate resembles a sort of ectoplasm. Additionally, the high contrast with potential feces and blood also increases the odds of vomiting, including a chain reaction.

"Ey, baby - lemme fuck you in the ass with some Colgate, eh? A little of the ghost buttfuck? Ah, forgetchoo, ho."

by johnmouseguy April 30, 2012

buttfuck nowhere

somewhere far away from everything

"Dude, don't just leave me in the middle of buttfuck nowhere!"

by Jake Umbiquito May 23, 2003

buttfuck alabama

a fictional (I trully hope) small town somewhere in the boonies of alabama. Primarily used as a forwarding address to try and escape debt-collectors.

Pillowbiter Bob
23 creampie lane
123456 buttfuck alabama

by otto normalverbraucher February 25, 2008

sym'o buttfuck

a male who buttfucks a younger women in a high school bathroom. Usually contracts a STD and or from making out with them he gets Gingivitis.

Jordon:(walks past girl) He you wanna go to the bathroom with me.
Girl: Nah, you are a SYM'O BUTTFUCk i don't want your STDs or Gingivitis.
Ugly Girl: I will jordon!!!
Jordon:FUCK MY LIFE!

by JigglyjellyrollsBarret January 4, 2012

buttfucking Democrat

Largely self-explanatory. A buttfucking democrat is a wildly liberal individual, who may, in many cases, actually engage in sodomistic acts. Buttfucking Democrats usually infest large cities where they spread diseases such as syphilis and genital warts to other buttfucking Democrats.

Rush Limbaugh: So, caller, what do you think of Obama?

Caller: He's a buttfucking Democrat.

by jj1221 October 21, 2009

East Buttfuck

1. Any place that's in the "middle of nowhere".

2. Another name for Quincy, Massachusetts.

It took me over an hour to get here, I live over there in East Buttfuck.

by MRT3 May 9, 2009

Buttfucker Todd

A man who loves children.

Buttfucker Todd is a pedophile.

by gcate December 17, 2018