blimp lip

1. post-fight face abstraction.

2. extra meatty bottom lip

3. big ugly weird warty thing on da bottom lyip

damn, by the size of that blimp lip, it musta been a nasty fight

by sexy chicken bitches&&shit April 27, 2008

Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD

Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

blimp davis

bonnie. a large person who likes bon bons

wow that girl is a blimp davis.

by blimp davis June 16, 2008

blimp job

The art of inserting a deflated balloon in another's anus following with oral inflation of the balloon

At the arts and crafts store one can't help but look at balloons and yearn for a blimp job

by Insaneinethemembrane May 5, 2015

Blimp dinger

A person who is fat and black and is also a pussy.

Look at that blimp dinger eating his fried chicken and his water melon drinking grape coolaid.

by datboss69 May 20, 2016

blimp kiss

the art of fellatio upon a defecator.

"im having a poop come give me a blimp kiss"

by bab October 20, 2004

Blimp-on

to continuously be working and improving one's current situation.

..Having a good year and my intension is to blimp-on -Lupe Fiasco

by Eddie Huxtable August 24, 2013