If enunciated properly, the word bitch can be demeaning to the point of devastation. The key to success when using this form of slander lies within several factors of deliverance.
In ascending order of importance, these factors of execution include:
5. Audience
4. Voice Quality
3. Setup
2. Volume
1. Selling the ‘B’
In order to further grasp the concept of the aforementioned criteria, one must journey through each of their respective degrees of impact. (For our purposes, we will refer to the insulter as the bitch-er, and likewise, the insulted as the bitch-ee.)
Audience: An appreciating audience is a must for the aftermath of a “bitch” execution. The undignified laughter of peers has a traumatic effect on the bitch-ee.
Voice Quality: This is where the talented shine. The voice quality characteristic, unattainable by most, is a predetermined ability given at birth to an elite few. A rich, booming voice can cut through the crowd, and just as easily tear through the self-esteem of the bitch-ee.
Setup: As a precursor to the slur, the setup expresses why the bitch-ee is in fact a bitch. Essentially, it gives validity to the bold accusation of the bitch-er.
Volume: Does the Pope shit in the woods? Any healthy implementation of the word bitch needs to be done with vigor and feeling, which is best expressed through volume.
Selling the ‘B’: This is the core of calling someone a bitch. Even if the former factors are given poor regard, the bitch-er still has the opportunity to redeem themselves by effectively selling the ‘B’. It cannot be stressed enough that the enunciation of the hard letter ‘B’, along with a dynamic facial performance, is the heart and soul of the bitch delivery.
In ascending order of importance, these factors of execution include:
5. Audience
4. Voice Quality
3. Setup
2. Volume
1. Selling the ‘B’
In order to further grasp the concept of the aforementioned criteria, one must journey through each of their respective degrees of impact. (For our purposes, we will refer to the insulter as the bitch-er, and likewise, the insulted as the bitch-ee.)
Audience: An appreciating audience is a must for the aftermath of a “bitch” execution. The undignified laughter of peers has a traumatic effect on the bitch-ee.
Voice Quality: This is where the talented shine. The voice quality characteristic, unattainable by most, is a predetermined ability given at birth to an elite few. A rich, booming voice can cut through the crowd, and just as easily tear through the self-esteem of the bitch-ee.
Setup: As a precursor to the slur, the setup expresses why the bitch-ee is in fact a bitch. Essentially, it gives validity to the bold accusation of the bitch-er.
Volume: Does the Pope shit in the woods? Any healthy implementation of the word bitch needs to be done with vigor and feeling, which is best expressed through volume.
Selling the ‘B’: This is the core of calling someone a bitch. Even if the former factors are given poor regard, the bitch-er still has the opportunity to redeem themselves by effectively selling the ‘B’. It cannot be stressed enough that the enunciation of the hard letter ‘B’, along with a dynamic facial performance, is the heart and soul of the bitch delivery.
In the midst of a crowded house party, Bartholomew is chugging a Smirnoff Ice Malt Beverage in an attempt to impress a flock of women. While gagging on the fruit flavored girly drink, the combination of his outdated prescription glasses and lack of coordination result in him dribbling the brew down onto the front of his sweater-vest. After Bartholomew gives out a self-loathing sigh, the witty and attractive Blake enters the room. Blake quickly assesses the situation and simplifies his conclusion into one thorough statement.
“Fuck Bart, why do you have to be such a sweater-vest wearing, Smirnoff chuggin’ ass BITCH.”
As Bartholomew shamefully digresses into a corner of the room, the party erupts into a ravenous sea of emasculating laughter.
“Fuck Bart, why do you have to be such a sweater-vest wearing, Smirnoff chuggin’ ass BITCH.”
As Bartholomew shamefully digresses into a corner of the room, the party erupts into a ravenous sea of emasculating laughter.
by gzik, nate dogg, oyoot December 28, 2005
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1. does not complain, she gets what she wants without a word
2. does not step on others to gain self-worth, she already has plenty
3. does not dress provocatively, she already is
4. does not use drama, she has better things to do with her energy
5. does not need to be loud and boisterous, she gets respect and admiration just with her presence
6. does not have a price, and will not dwell on anyone who uses money or cars to feel worthy themselves
7. does not need attention, but she gets it without trying
8. does not beg, ask, follow, or get on her knees for anyone or anything, because she knows better
9. does not ask for help, but for guidance
10. will respect you, if you respect yourself
1. does not complain, she gets what she wants without a word
2. does not step on others to gain self-worth, she already has plenty
3. does not dress provocatively, she already is
4. does not use drama, she has better things to do with her energy
5. does not need to be loud and boisterous, she gets respect and admiration just with her presence
6. does not have a price, and will not dwell on anyone who uses money or cars to feel worthy themselves
7. does not need attention, but she gets it without trying
8. does not beg, ask, follow, or get on her knees for anyone or anything, because she knows better
9. does not ask for help, but for guidance
10. will respect you, if you respect yourself
Stephanie feels disappointed that the word bitch has been devalued thanks to many insecure girls who think an attitude and slutty clothes will earn them a little respect.
by gwen1212 July 23, 2010
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1. n. Female dog
2. n. (vulgar) Woman who for one reason or another deserves a good bitch-slap
3. v. To talk or act as such a woman
4. n. (coarse) Woman who sleeps around
2. n. (vulgar) Woman who for one reason or another deserves a good bitch-slap
3. v. To talk or act as such a woman
4. n. (coarse) Woman who sleeps around
"I need to find Dosser a good bitch (1) to breed with, but Francine seems to hate all dogs. Francine is being such a bitch (2) lately. Like, she kept bitching (3) all night about how i show more respect to Dosser than to her. She didn't show any respect for me back in January when she up and screw Charlie, know what i mean? Bitch (4)."
by steveisright December 18, 2003
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(1)A confident, attractive woman that doesn't take anyone's shit.
(2)Someone who refuses to fight, or is scared to fight.
(3)Someone who is scared of something, often something stupid and rediculous, and minor.
(4)A man who is completely whipped by a woman.
(5)A man who doesn't argue.
(6)A woman with a bad attitude and or bad temper.
(7)A woman who tells everything straight up and bluntly.
(8)A non-spayed female dog; or, a female dog used for breeding. Bitch is a term officially recognized by the UKC and AKC.
(2)Someone who refuses to fight, or is scared to fight.
(3)Someone who is scared of something, often something stupid and rediculous, and minor.
(4)A man who is completely whipped by a woman.
(5)A man who doesn't argue.
(6)A woman with a bad attitude and or bad temper.
(7)A woman who tells everything straight up and bluntly.
(8)A non-spayed female dog; or, a female dog used for breeding. Bitch is a term officially recognized by the UKC and AKC.
Woman: "Go get me a drink, go throw this away, and oh, don't go to the game this weekend and mow the lawn".
Man: "okay".
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Man: "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place tonight?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't sleep with trailor trash."
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Woman: "Get out of my chair, asshole".
Man: "You're such a bitch."
Man: "okay".
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Man: "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place tonight?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't sleep with trailor trash."
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Woman: "Get out of my chair, asshole".
Man: "You're such a bitch."
by ;] 29th July 16, 2007
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1) Verb, the act of bitching far to much. whining, moping, or just being annoying about stupid shit
2)Noun, a female who is all in all, not pleasant to be around. They usually travel in packs and each group of friends has teh DBF. Designated Bitchy Friend, Also See DFF (designated fat friend)
3)Noun, the receiver, or catcher in any homosexual relationship
4)Noun, one forced to perform petty tasks for another, often hoping for their acceptance, and maybe even gratitude in return
5)The middle seat in any car. This is refferrd to as "sitting bitch". This can be settled in many ways, the most common of which is that the littlest one is forced into the middle where they can look forward to scrunched knees, shoulders, and a general uncomfortableness. However, in the case that a female is present, she is automatically elected to sit bitch. she then is forced into the middle because god forbid that the boys legs touch when they dont have to.
1) Verb, the act of bitching far to much. whining, moping, or just being annoying about stupid shit
2)Noun, a female who is all in all, not pleasant to be around. They usually travel in packs and each group of friends has teh DBF. Designated Bitchy Friend, Also See DFF (designated fat friend)
3)Noun, the receiver, or catcher in any homosexual relationship
4)Noun, one forced to perform petty tasks for another, often hoping for their acceptance, and maybe even gratitude in return
5)The middle seat in any car. This is refferrd to as "sitting bitch". This can be settled in many ways, the most common of which is that the littlest one is forced into the middle where they can look forward to scrunched knees, shoulders, and a general uncomfortableness. However, in the case that a female is present, she is automatically elected to sit bitch. she then is forced into the middle because god forbid that the boys legs touch when they dont have to.
1) John was bitching all night, he just kept whining about how shaylee dumped him. what a tool.
2)Wow, chrissy is such a bitch. I dont see why ashley and them hang out with her, her bitchiness actually rubs off on them. She is definetly the DBF.
3)Jake Jillenhall in brokeback mountain...thats all ihave to say.
4)Jake just went and got me another beer and some hot wings, he is most def. my bitch for the night.
5)Ok josh, your the smallest get in the middle. O wait, Natalie is here, Nat sorry girl but your gonna have to sit in the middle. I dont want Jakes gayness rubbing off on me. So hop in, looks like you'll be sitting bitch
2)Wow, chrissy is such a bitch. I dont see why ashley and them hang out with her, her bitchiness actually rubs off on them. She is definetly the DBF.
3)Jake Jillenhall in brokeback mountain...thats all ihave to say.
4)Jake just went and got me another beer and some hot wings, he is most def. my bitch for the night.
5)Ok josh, your the smallest get in the middle. O wait, Natalie is here, Nat sorry girl but your gonna have to sit in the middle. I dont want Jakes gayness rubbing off on me. So hop in, looks like you'll be sitting bitch
by The gibber June 11, 2006
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