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batfuck and mustard

Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.

This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).

The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.

A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!

B: Indubitably.

A: I need a beer.
by unsquare June 19, 2007
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btfu

bagging the fuck up
A Jersey saying meaning there laughing same as ctfu (cracking the fuck up) just different saying
person 1- “somebody through a book at the teach head”

person 2- “ik i seen that shit i was btfu, shit was really the bid
by btfuuuu718818 September 16, 2021
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BTFU

Blown The Fuck Up
mainly in use for Americas Army players online
you were btfu you nubcake
by -=GsM=-Tanky October 24, 2006
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bytfu

Acronym for "beat you the fuck up"

Only said when chatting on the internet, since if you said "B-Y-T-F-U" in person youd probably get beat the fuck up.
In caht room
XJohnyX: Hey dude, i slept with ur mom last night
Nerdwhosequeer: thats suptomically incorrect due to the stars positioning and the graphic displacement of the sun in duirect alignment of the moon
UncleJessie: hey f*cking nerd!if you dont stop talking like a nerd, I'll bytfu!!
by Mike February 8, 2004
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Btfu

You need to btfu!
by Attitude Stinks August 10, 2017
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btfub

It may sound weird but it’s great just like lol! It just means back the fuck up bitch! I use it a lot!! Haha
Stranger online- hi u want some ice cream

Me- uh sorry no I don’t wanna die today so btfub
by DaenarysTargarianFan101 December 17, 2017
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Btfu

Whoa btfu dude!Selena is my girl...
by K_ate June 21, 2018
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