berry bush

Ass crack hair full of klingons from poor hygiene. It resembles a bush with berries on it.

The guy in the porno movie bent over causing the three guys to bust out laughing.
"Look at that nasty berry bush," Ed said.
In a moment of realization, Frank said, "Three dudes watching a porno together commenting on a guys ass is kind of gay."
"Shut up Frank, I see vag!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

Berry Colossal Crunch

The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.

Berry Colossal Crunch is the greatest cereal ever made.

by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014

berry basket

Simply a scrotum, nutsack, etc.

I shaved my berry basket on Tuesday and now it itches.

by dirtyjeff March 16, 2008

Berry Picker

1. a person without the means to provide meat for their partner.
2. a person lacking masculinity

All you women out there; quit asking other men for moose meat. You snagged a berry picker. You made your bed, now starve in it

by Littlebigtoe00 October 15, 2021

Berry Lipis

The art of telling a young sexually uneducated woman that your penis is an ice cream cone, and making here lick until she gets the vanilla syrup to cum out...and then yelling "WHITE CHOCOLATE"

Berry Lipis- Hey lick my dick like it's an ice cream cone!
Terry S.- EEEW what is this?
Berry- Vanilla syrup bitch!

Prisoner 1: Why is that guy here?
Prisoner 2:He Berry Lipis'd his cousin.

by LittleChute February 9, 2010

Berry Settler

A long overdue wank.

Jon had been living with his parents since the start of the pandemic and was desperate for a berry settler.

by Dalai December 21, 2020

Berry Watch

When you jerk off watching your buddy fuck a chick.

My buddy started fucking a chick, so instead of leaving I did the Berry Watch.

by coach wolf December 7, 2015