bench

clothing brand worn by chavs

"I've got a Bench coat, t-shirt, and jeans"
"You fucking chav"

by Jarc December 31, 2008

Benching

"Benching": it's the latest craze after "Planking" and ""Neknominate".

Davo was benching when some old bird wanted to sit down on the same bench.

by ChewyAnimal May 1, 2014

benched

Sitting on a bench in the schoolyard during recess against one's will; punishment imposed by teachers on elementary school children for bad behavior.

Johnny was benched for talking back to Mrs. Beronio.

by renben February 2, 2009

Bench

Bench litrerally means; "Bare-Hench" A combination of 2 frequently used words in UK sub cultures, Bare (taken from the Chav section of society) and Hench (taken from the Metler other half)

That sandwich is Bench!

or can be used in it's full form as follows;

That sandwich is Bare-Hench!!

by Owen April 5, 2005

Benching

To sit on a bench in a public place for an hour or more, because you have no place to go, probably because you are homeless.

There are way to many homeless bums benching in central park today.

by poorlittlerichboy March 26, 2010

Bench

a little hippy who lives in bradford eating lentils, rolling cigs and singing silly songs. Also known as Neb

BENCH! Get out of that tree you hippy!!

by nomio February 20, 2004

bench

said in the good place,when they cant say a swear close in speech to the word bench.Also something ya put ya booty on.

"WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BENCH, YOU'RE TAKING UP THE WHOLE BENCH!"

by imma a person who is alright. January 13, 2019