The Beer Shit is a phenomenon that occurs the day after a particularly heavy drinking session. Students are particularly vulnerable.
The 'victim' awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. The 'victim' then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. This process is known as the 'Beer Shit'.
It is not unusual for the Beer Shit to be stubborn and to insist that the 'victim' empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. The amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each 'mini-Beer Shit' is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards.
However, once a particularly nasty Beer Shit has been despensed with, the 'victim' feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again.
The 'victim' awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. The 'victim' then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. This process is known as the 'Beer Shit'.
It is not unusual for the Beer Shit to be stubborn and to insist that the 'victim' empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. The amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each 'mini-Beer Shit' is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards.
However, once a particularly nasty Beer Shit has been despensed with, the 'victim' feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again.
Derek's drinking exploits last night lead to a particularly nasty Beer Shit emerging from his rectal passage this morning.
by Jon Fox January 15, 2005
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1. (originally) The act of handing one's drink to another before attempting a dangerous stunt--that has never been before attempted; this often involves an element of stupidity.
Person: OMG, that guy just performed a perfect back three-and-a-half somersault pike dive!
Drunk: Pfft! That's nothing--hold my beer!
Drunk 1: No one's ever tried riding from the roof on a sheet of metal.
Drunk 2: Here. Hold my beer.
2. (online)
a. Video clips of people performing dangerous feats that they often immediately regret.
Anything classified as a fail is a possible "hold my beer" video clip.
b. (Twitter) An indication that, although events were awful, even worse calamities are about to present themselves.
2016: I've done my damage.
2017: Here. Hold my beer.
Person: OMG, that guy just performed a perfect back three-and-a-half somersault pike dive!
Drunk: Pfft! That's nothing--hold my beer!
Drunk 1: No one's ever tried riding from the roof on a sheet of metal.
Drunk 2: Here. Hold my beer.
2. (online)
a. Video clips of people performing dangerous feats that they often immediately regret.
Anything classified as a fail is a possible "hold my beer" video clip.
b. (Twitter) An indication that, although events were awful, even worse calamities are about to present themselves.
2016: I've done my damage.
2017: Here. Hold my beer.
by HowDidEyeGetHere April 19, 2018
Get the hold my beer mug.Nickname for beer at the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary, AB. Common theories include dirty lines from the kegs in the basement re-fermenting on the way up, and CO2 pressured lines adding a special something to the beer.
by alltherage January 8, 2009
Get the Heroin Beer mug.The Beer30 Derby may be the biggest event of the year for serious beer drinking enthusiasts, it’s been surpassed by no other. It remains the most significant and popular case race for casual fans and the mainstream public. Known as ‘The Scuttle before the 7/11 Shuttle’, the Derby is held annually on the first weekend in May at Columbus' venerable Blurchill Downs on 122 East 11th, beneath the iconic “Great Wooden Causeway”. It is... also a big social event in the region and the live attendance at the Beer30 Derby surpasses that of any other major Beer race in the United States. The Beer30 Derby is one of the oldest major case races in the sport and is the first leg of case racing’s ‘Triple Crown’.
The rules are as follows: One case of Beer 30 light (30 beers) will be consumed by teams of 3. These teams must have at least 1 girl on it. Anyone not drinking Beer 30 light (or Beer 30 ice if you want to be a true legend) will be disqualified. First team to have finished their entire case will be the winners.
The rules are as follows: One case of Beer 30 light (30 beers) will be consumed by teams of 3. These teams must have at least 1 girl on it. Anyone not drinking Beer 30 light (or Beer 30 ice if you want to be a true legend) will be disqualified. First team to have finished their entire case will be the winners.
by The Devil in Devil's 3way May 19, 2011
Get the Beer30 Derby mug.Also known as GBP, Giant Beer Pong is a variation of the game Beer Pong played outside with 12 large trash cans and 2 rubber balls. Cans (6 per side) are set up in a triangle formation 6 to 8 yards apart and players (2 per team) try to make the opposing teams cans.
Rules: Are the same as beer pong, though no re-racks are permitted and to achieve "balls back" both players on a team must make the same can.
Drinking: You should be drinking at all times and extra when the opposing team makes cans on your side.
Credited for the game: "5 sexy" UCSB
Rules: Are the same as beer pong, though no re-racks are permitted and to achieve "balls back" both players on a team must make the same can.
Drinking: You should be drinking at all times and extra when the opposing team makes cans on your side.
Credited for the game: "5 sexy" UCSB
When returning the trash cans to the hardware store after a weekend of Giant Beer pong, we simply stated "The beach clean up was canceled."
Giant Beer Pong.....woot!
Giant Beer Pong.....woot!
by Soaltaker. May 13, 2009
Get the Giant Beer Pong mug.A group of individuals attempting to make decisions while drunk. Often leads to an extremely bad decision, or more likely, no decision at all.
We were going to order a pizza last night at the party, but the beeraucracy couldn't reach a concensus on toppings.
by Justice Walker November 1, 2008
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