Beaded Minge

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.

I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!

by The Captain Was Here October 14, 2009

Hazer Beatdown

A horrifying act of physical violence brought on by provoking any or all of the "Hazers", a gang of three professional hitman brothers hailing from northwest Ohio. These beatdowns are usually done to inspire fear and set an example to those who would incite their fury. Often ending in manslaughter, beatdowns are characterized by the use of guns, knives, bludgeons, maces, bags of pennies, bare fists, frozen oranges, used syringes, and wild animals.

Steve: Hey, have you seen Shane lately?

Ross: Yeah he's been in a coma for the last 2 weeks. He pissed off Jake and got a Hazer Beatdown.

Steve: Oh God, I hope someone tells his family.

by HazedAndConfused February 6, 2010

Mental Beatdown

When you have a bad day, so you beat your dick more than 10 times in a day.

Bro, I failed my world geo Africa map quiz, went home and had a mental beatdown

by Cake Gravy October 11, 2019

Blue Vein Beatdown

Smacking your girl in the face repeatedly with your stiff, rigid penis. Typically performed for her pleasure prior to oral sex.

I gave Rachel the blue vein beatdown last night before she sucked me off.

As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

beater

A car used for daily transport to avoid damage or wear on a nicer car.

I drove my beater to work today, it's raining too hard to take the Z.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

Brazillian Beatdown

The act of inserting testicles into an individual’s mouth and then violently and repeatedly beating them on their forehead with erect penis.

The judge ruled that a brazillian beatdown was a cruel and unusual punishment.

Given the choice between a brazillian beatdown and walking home, my wife opted for the former as punishment for forcing me to search for her after the party was over.

My forehead swole after getting a Brazillian Beatdown. Next time I will know to pass my pre-calculas exam.

by Mike James Jr. February 10, 2010

Turd beater

Usually a term for gay men, who participates in anal sex.

Beats another mans turd, hence the word turd beater!

by Sanny and Robert June 11, 2006