You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .
Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga
Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi
Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true
Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi
Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true
by Quacii June 21, 2019
Get the Babysitting the pusimug. When you send someone a text (usually a risky one) and you have to keep checking if they replied yet.
I was babysitting a text a sent to Jennifer all last night. I told her I loved her but she never replied.
by Pussydestoyer6969 October 19, 2015
Get the babysitting a textmug. Denise felt comfortable stepping away briefly while her young daughter video chatted with an adult friend. If anything bad happened, Denise knew her friend would call 911. Virtual babysitting is the childcare of the future!
by bobo76 September 27, 2014
Get the virtual babysittingmug. Babysitting (noun): The often humorous misnomer used by parents when they're actually just doing their regular parenting duties. Commonly applied when one parent takes sole charge of their child while the other is out, reinforcing the age-old joke that parenting can sometimes feel like a part-time gig.
Friend: What are you doing this weekend?
Parent: Oh, you know, babysitting. My wife is going out, so it’s just me and the baby gearing up for a wild night of cartoons and cheerios.
Parent: Oh, you know, babysitting. My wife is going out, so it’s just me and the baby gearing up for a wild night of cartoons and cheerios.
by markflavin April 17, 2024
Get the Babysittingmug. To indulge in the interests and needs of the individual(s) being babysat. It is crucial that all exchanges between the two parties involve the babysitter presenting the babysitter with chicken, regardless of the situation.
Person 1: “I agreed to babysit someone over the weekend.”
Person 2: “You’d better make sure you’re stocked up on chicken! In my experience, 15 sandwiches from chick-fil-a is the perfect amount.”
Person 2: “You’d better make sure you’re stocked up on chicken! In my experience, 15 sandwiches from chick-fil-a is the perfect amount.”
by angychimken July 31, 2021
Get the Babysitmug. If a person calls (vocally, voice note or via text) “Bagsy not babysitting”, they automatically do not have to baby sit their own children and the other partners needs to take responsibility for their brood for the full day.
There are only a few exceptions to this rule:
- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first
- if the wife disagrees with the decision
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
There are only a few exceptions to this rule:
- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first
- if the wife disagrees with the decision
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
Donna - “Brian, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call Bagsy not babysitting”
Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”
Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”
Brian - “Yes Love”
Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”
Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”
Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”
Brian - “Yes Love”
Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”
by Becky Bumcheeks April 26, 2023
Get the Bagsy Not Babysittingmug. by MistahRigoh February 1, 2020
Get the Babysitmug.