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Alistair

He has a weird haircut, because he shaved it with his mum's pubic hair shaver. He is on the spectrum and likes to touch women inappropriately. He annoys girl's which have boyfriends, his dick is so small that it could be non-existent and no girl likes him or would like to have gang gang bang with.
"Look at Alistair, he has his small dick out again,"
"Ye, he is so autistic"
by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 13, 2022
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alistair

Noun: from the ancient greek for "one whom is milky and naked," an alistair traditionally spends most of his/her time fondling themselves and defecating in public beauty spots whilsts covering themselves in milk and drinking the menstral juices of the mother wolf.
"Your kid sam has turned into a real alistair, we're almost out of milk and there's skid marks and spunk stains all over the the town memorial."
by Alistair the Anaconda July 4, 2007
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Alistair

Someone who is destined to always be a virgin.
You're such an Alistair!
by coolbiach October 21, 2010
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Azitta

Azitta is the best.
by wantaspritecranberry August 4, 2019
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Azinta

A unique unisex name for those who are fearless, hopeful, confident, successful and highly influential. They are usually smart, tough, exquisite, and proud of their name. They crave excellence and adore discipline, they are very neat, tidy, meticulous, careful and arranged. They have firm, strong, smart goals and are truly outspoken, outstanding and are regarded as role models
The Azinta’s family is known for their wealth and discipline
by Zinnie🔥 February 6, 2020
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Aristarchos

Aristarchos is a chill tall dude with black humor he likes to protect his friends.He dont usually get into fights but if he does he chokes everybody
Aristarchos:I like my big dog!
by smebody36 November 20, 2021
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avista

A beautiful girl but she loves guys.she will catcall guys and walk around barefoot.she’s amazing though and the greatest friend you will meet
That girl is such a Avista
by 2000sbae November 23, 2021
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