Asexual

From my point of view, and my definition, the term asexual has some variations of definition. Asexual can either mean that you're not sexually attracted to people, meaning you don't desire anything sexual such as having sex, or asexual can also mean that you aren't attracted to anything. Nothing will 'trigger' feelings towards something or someone.

She was an asexual woman
She wanted a boyfriend but had no intention of any sexual relation, making her asexual.

by TheQuote January 11, 2015

asexual

asexuals do not experience sexual attraction. a highly underrepresented sexuality where in a society that stigmatises sex and sexual attraction, asexuals are often told they are invalid. asexuals are gods, often dragons and more or less live off a diet of cake and garlic bread

hey did you know they new guy Allen is asexual

by owenjoynersimp March 18, 2021

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

Ur grandpa asexual

Even worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and ur granny trannie combined. Every time someone says it 200 random non asexual grandpas die.

Joe "My grandpa died suddenly"
Bob"Did someone say 'ur grandpa asexual' again!?"

Joe "What have you done!?"
*Non-asexual grandpas death noises*

by The shitpope March 12, 2018

Asexual People

Asexuals, in short, are gods.

Person 1: I'm Asexual, so I don't have attraction to anyone really.
Person 2: Everyone is attracted to other people, it's what makes us human! Asexual people don't exist, you just haven't found the right person yet!
Person 1: I guess I'm a god then.
It's tough to be a god starts playing

by Vanta_ March 9, 2021

asexualsexual

some fake sexuality where u are attracted to ppl who are asexual

hey man im asexualsexual
die

by 24kQxirky June 8, 2021

asexual

To be driven in life not by sex, but by garlic bread. Asexual people experience little to no sexual attraction at all and instead focus on the more important things in life, such as dragons and Italian cuisine. Some of them may still experience romantic attraction, whether to a fictional character or a real person, but it's common for them to have no interests in relationships altogether.

I took them to a romantic Italian dinner, but because they're asexual all they cared about were the garlic breadsticks.

by teplo March 21, 2022