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Artistic Constipation

When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block
Jake: I want to write a song but I can't think of anything
John: Oh, you have artistic constipation
by GiantMidget94 May 22, 2010
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musitional arstistical playlist choice

The choice to listen to only one artist while listening to music
Maria Mena is my musitional arstistical playlist choice
by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 13, 2010
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Autistic mode

Originated from the science-fiction anime and manga Ghost In The Shell, wherein brain-computer interfaces are used by the everyman to communicate, get information and the like, much like we use smartphones today. They're also in use by military and law enforcement. They need to ensure that they cannot be detected from EM emissions, or hacked (having their senses manipulated, or bodies remote-controlled), both of which would be devastating to an operation. To avoid this, they turn off all external communications, entering autistic mode.
"On my mark, we sync clocks and go autistic."
"Despite being in autistic mode, the soldiers lost their brain-optical nerve connection during operation. The only reasonable explanation we can draw is a virus."
by 2000angryskeletons September 13, 2015
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autistic

A word that fuck boys on Youtube think is an insult. They make themselves look like retards in an attempt to look "cool" on the Cringe Channel, which is full of other fuck boys with no respect for other people.
*normal guy with anime profile pic comments on Youtube video*

Normal guy: "Great video man!"
Asshole: "Shut up weeaboo faggot kill yourself you autistic bitch!!!!!11!!!"
by Antihater August 8, 2015
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a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker
by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017
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Artistic

Someone who is very creative. Just by looking at them or hearing the name you know that that person is as artistic as they come.
That is an artistic sculpture. The sculpture is made of all these different things and then all the parts come together to make a perfect, artistic sculpture.
by mintgreen101 June 14, 2018
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Artistic Queef Splatter

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.
Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

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