When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.
Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.
by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010
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They are being such an Araken.
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Guy: Yo Michael, what song should I play
Michael: Put on The Truman Show by Awake the Rapper!
Guy and Michael: RED AND GREEN LIKE CHRISTMAS, HELLA FOR THESE BITCHES, THREE GANG LIKE CHANCELLOR, MILLIONS ON MY HIT LIST
Michael: Put on The Truman Show by Awake the Rapper!
Guy and Michael: RED AND GREEN LIKE CHRISTMAS, HELLA FOR THESE BITCHES, THREE GANG LIKE CHANCELLOR, MILLIONS ON MY HIT LIST
by Rie47 September 25, 2023
Get the Awake the Rapper mug.February 14th, basically the same as Valentine's Day. Boyfriends and girlfriends (as well as husbands and wives) are more lovey-dovey towards each other and single people are very well reminded by this that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Either way, if you're single and not loving it or single and perfectly okay with it, VALENTINE'S DAY = SINGLE AWARENESS DAY.
Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day. My boyfriend and I are going to this big Valentine's Day party at his house and a bunch of other couples will be there too. You want to come?"
Unhappily Single Person: "I can't...I don't have a boyfriend like all my other friends." (walks away feeling left out)
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Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day! What are you doing? My boyfriend and I will be going out to eat tonight...it's going to be great!"
Happily Single Person: "Well that sounds great! My friends and I will be going out to eat tonight...we're all single and okay with it!"
(at dinner)
Person in a Relationship (to her boyfriend): "I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you forever and ever!"
Single Person (to her girlfriends): "Happy Single Awareness Day!"
Unhappily Single Person: "I can't...I don't have a boyfriend like all my other friends." (walks away feeling left out)
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Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day! What are you doing? My boyfriend and I will be going out to eat tonight...it's going to be great!"
Happily Single Person: "Well that sounds great! My friends and I will be going out to eat tonight...we're all single and okay with it!"
(at dinner)
Person in a Relationship (to her boyfriend): "I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you forever and ever!"
Single Person (to her girlfriends): "Happy Single Awareness Day!"
by st_clair59 October 29, 2009
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by radishes December 21, 2010
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Girl 1: Beyoncé is so hot, she was my gay awakening!
Boy 1: My gay awakening was definitely Harry Styles
Boy 1: My gay awakening was definitely Harry Styles
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