Astroloxy

A talented artist on twitter, mostly known for his Fortnite art.

Have u seen Astroloxy’s latest tweet?
Yes I have, I wanna commission him

by The crabmab May 5, 2021

Astrology

Cum in my ass

I love astrology

by Dickloverpussyhater June 1, 2022

astrology

bullshit that some mf made up while high on more than one drug. for some reason worthless hoes decide to determine their life and personality based on some stupid 'zodiac' sign. btw this is important because for some reason they select men based on this. (natural selection?)

Girl: OMG, he's an aries
Boy: Stfu u astrology mf now you seem less and less attractive

by SalKhan March 23, 2023

Astrology

Bullshit

Space Racism

“Are you into astrology?” “Fuck no it’s all bullshit and space racism girl”

by Ginger King May 10, 2021

Astrology

The study of dinosaurs

Dinosaurs have tails because of astrology.

by Cloudy with a Chance of Meat May 11, 2021

Astrology

Astrology is a dumb ass excuse for things somebody would do.
Something that most white girls will ask you on your fist date.

White Girl: What is your zodiac sign?
Boy: I dont believe in astrology because people shoud take responsibility for the dumb shit they do,rather than blame what they do on what month they are born in.

by NasstyDawg December 1, 2021

Astrology Girl

this breed of human is the most if not the MOST toxic people on the planet they will determine your persona based off your ZODIAC SIGN... also they will break up with you based off our sign to witch is total BS and they base there whole life around there SIGN to the point where its not funny like if someone is a Scorpio for example THEY WILL BASE THERE WHOLE IDENTITY OFF THE SIGN!!

(a perfectly random kid) YOU JUST F*CKING KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY!!
(the Astrology Girl) Oh sorry I'm just being a Scorpio.

by Shpooks June 12, 2023