asses and elbows

The only parts of your body that should be seen by your boss when he or she walks by to give the appearance that you are actually working. Scrub that floor. Asses and elbows baby.

Oh yeah, you'll see when you gotta get a job. Then it's asses and elbows baby, asses and elbows!

by Anti-Troll League October 15, 2011

white girls with big asses

a new phenomenon, for the last couple of years you now see white women with big ghetto style bootys, who knows why this is occuring, maybe from the rise in interacial dating, taking it up the butt, or working out. but we brothers enjoy it.

You see Becky over der she is part of the new phenomenon white girls with big asses

by bert2 October 7, 2005

assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 19, 2006

assbestos

a naturally occurring, pubic compound commonly found stuck to the end of a penis after anal sex. The inhalation or ingestion of assbestos fibres can cause serious illnesses such a faecal poisoning or pink eye.

Jimmy is currently suing his boss after he was repeatedly exposed to dangerous assbestos fibres.

by Mhaggis November 4, 2011

asses and elbows

to work hard / bust ass.

Asses and elbows from here on out, we gotta get this done.

by Mike Bartelle November 15, 2006

Bored assless

When one is too bored to just sit around.

"how're you?"
"bored assless, you?"
"lol assless? yikes.. sounds pretty bad."

by sarah awesome June 2, 2008

bag of asses

what the black scented markers smell like, according to mr. dane cook.

"the black marker always smelled like an asshole. *sniff* wtf is that? *sniff* that is a bag of asses!"

by kkkkkkkkfffffffffffffffffff August 26, 2006