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asstrack

1. This is the line or 'track' of poop left (usually on accident) on the inside of a pair of pants or on anything else one unwittingly sits on without pants too-soon after eating a bad meal.

2. Sometimes it is the term for intentionally leaving a line of smeared shit on a division administrator's desk.

3. Applied to anyone being a douchebag/asshole/meanyhead/player hater.
1. Aw, man, my favorite Chino's are ruined from a huge asstrack.

2. Did you hear how Treuxaun freaked out when she saw that huge asstrack on her desk?

3. Did you see Fred break the tap on the keg? That guy is such an asstrack!
by Lautoro September 23, 2009
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attracks

the misspelled version of “attracts”.
guy 1: *texting guy 2* she literally attracks every guy that sees her omg
guy 2: learn how to spell, dumbass
by bussy_spreader_24 June 1, 2021
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asscrack

A no-good, rotten bastard who hasn't the courage to openly act like the true asshole that he is. A sneaky asshole.
Some low-life asscrack pitched his slurpee into my convertable while I was in the store.
by norman December 23, 2004
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Asskrackistan

Where Osama Bin Laden supposedely is hiding and where our troops are needlessly sent to. George Bush's other failed attempt to rule the world
Man, I just got my orders Im being sent to Asskrackistan?!!?
by 13damian September 23, 2005
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asscracking

An regular asswhomping only supersides
You going to get such an asscracking
by David Jacinto November 17, 2003
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asstruck shitfuck

An average North American-designed low quality heavy duty transportation vehicle. A word play crudely satirizing the vehicle model names of GMC and Ford produced trucks.Pretty much any combination of these four words can signify this meaning and be identified as such. Usually exclaimed in frustration. Careful with usage.
Stop drivin around that asstruck and go buy a Nissan.

*car breaks down*

"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."
by Veer January 1, 2005
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asscrack of texas

the area of deep south texas sandwiched between the real world and mexico.
If you live in the rio grande valley, you live in the asscrack of Texas.
by -dash- November 14, 2006
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