Ghetto Assertive

One method of getting what one needs. Usually involves having the ghetto "attitude" and threatening one's life. Can be physical or verbal.

(In a Court Room)
Judge, I was not threatening that woman's life...I was being Ghetto Assertive!

by Vasco21190 November 17, 2009

Asstertaste

Portmanteau of ass + after taste. Typically used when describing a food or drink with a bad after taste.

Well hopefully this beer won't have the asstertaste like the last one.

by c0rrupt December 28, 2005

Asstertaste

The taste after eating something that seems to leave an after taste that is comparable to the imagined taste of ass.

Sam: Dude the new Twix candy has only 130 calories!
Jeff: True, butt they leave a terrible Asstertaste in your mouth.

by Daddy GaGa May 7, 2010

Asspergonchiliosous

Break the word up:
Ass Per Gone Chili-osous
It's a disease meaning a specific amount of your ass is gone to eat chili.

Bob: Hey man, your ass looks depleted?
Frank: Uh, yeah i have Asspergonchiliosous.
Bob: WTF's THAT MEAN
Frank: Half my ass is gone to eat chili.

by apolloofsun August 30, 2010

Assvertisement

it's the advertisement and flaunting of the human backside. usually done to get attention of another and/or a large group.

Wow that person just showed some serious assvertisement

by AjayWavvy23 February 15, 2017

assertain

To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.

A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.

by QuacksO February 28, 2019

asspartame

Da cloyingly-sugary food-ingredient dat , when consumed regularly, makes for a really "sweet 'n' scrumptious" posterior.

Tiffany has such a cute round rump dat I'm sure there must be super-high levels of asspartame in her blood.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019