Assna

Assna is the Banter Name for Arsenal which is by far the Smallest Club in London. Assna Fanbase is one of the most deluded fanbases in the World. Assna always gets battered by Tottenham which is the Biggest Club in London. The Owner of Assna is Heung-Min Son.

Assna get battered, everywhere they go.
Assna Fans cry because they always finish below Tottenham.
Assna's Favorite Place to finish in the Table is 8th.

by Clemont Allen May 3, 2022

assnastics

A gymnasts ass. A perfectly sculpted ass.

Jessica Biel must do assnastics with an ass like that.

by Ninjafiend April 19, 2009

Asswad

A synonym for "butdorf". meaning a complete tool who has a significantly smaller penis than anyone he knows.

Guy#1- "Did you see that guy with the tiny penis"

Guy# 2- "You mean butdorf?"

Guy# 1- " No the asswad!"

Guy# 2- " Same thing!!"

by Jake!!!!!! June 29, 2011

asswad

An abrasive form of the word ass which may include wad at the end. My little brother

Me and my cousin were going to go out, and then my loser asswad narcing little brother went and narced our nuts off... dam

by SamiKhalaf January 11, 2008

assmaduff

the hugest ass in the world

look at that assmaduff

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

assnami

When someone with a big ass gets in a pool or body of water and creates a wave that splashes over the side of the walls of said body of water.

I'm sittin by the pool on Saturday when this girl with a huge ass goes in the water and creates this assnami wave that splashes over the side of the pool and got my towell all wet. I hate it when that happens!

by coocoo 4 coco puffs March 20, 2013

assfaded

Exactly like crossfaded, but specifically referring to when you are crossfaded on two or more anally-administered drugs.

"Dude, what happened last night?"

"You dipped a tampon in tequila, rolled it in cocaine, and stuck it you-know-where! You called it a 'burning butt churro'! You were totally assfaded!"

by Emotional Spork the Second April 22, 2018