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kneeling assistant

Usually an assistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss' table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.
Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".

Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".
by hotbabyface January 14, 2011
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TAC (Technical Assistance Center) Agent

This is a technical role, requiring previous automotive technical experience and good communication skills
TAC (Technical Assistance Center) AgentA job working in a call centre with no benefits or opportunities, for a company whose name you can't say or spell unless you have a Bombay postcode, windows optional!!
Any applicants will be accepted so long as you can avoid taking calls phone in sick every time it snows,

Technical experience is not required if you can pick up a phone and take calls you can do this job,, as the Team leaders say you are not employed to fix cars you are here to take calls,
Normally your pay would reflect your experience but not in this role, we pride ourselves at Minacs we reward the employee’s with poor attendance and very little motor trade experience who normally would be sacked in any other job because of the amount of mistakes they have made but not at Minacs we give our staff time out for someone to one table football training, and as many courses as we can get you on..
Holidays you can take them when we say you can take them but we refuse to let you have time off for funerals.
Please apply if you like crap pay no benefits

We are also seeking Parts assistance consultants
Any experience working in KFC in Luton will guarantee you a job in the parts assistance centre as long as you can release calls and not raise cases , travelling expenses to and from work will be paid if your Mother's name is Debbie,
by tobycarvery1 April 27, 2010
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Legal Assistant

Someone who does all the work for a successful lawyer. The Legal Assistant gets in trouble anytime there is a mistake even though its the lawyers job to carefully proof read everything. Many legal assistants are underpaid and overworked. They tend to be very good looking because lawyers are horny pervs who like to look at sexy women all day long.
A legal assistant does more work then a lawyer.
by browneyez310 January 17, 2009
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Assisted Bromocide

When you ruin your 'bro's' chance of getting somewhere or something in life.

eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.
Bro 1: ...So anyway you want to head to my place, watch Zack and Mirri Make a Porno, then make out for a while?

Girl: Sure, i'd like that.

Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...

Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.

Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide

Bro 2: ...
by Traktor Chelyabinsk November 8, 2009
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Assiety

Assiety:

The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.

Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.
Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.

Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????
by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011
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assistage

The percent of a basketball player's passes that result in a made basket by the recipient of the pass.
John had 10 assists tonight and Jim only had 5. John had 30 passes for an assistage of 33% while Jim had 10 total passes for an assistage of 50%.
by DTTD December 4, 2013
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Assisted Bird Box

In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm
Jolene was doing the bird box and Brendan helped her finish with an assisted bird box
by Jameson4all December 30, 2018
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