when you want to swear but your on your christian minecraft server. and if they say you swore you say i didn't swear! i said hat! thats what antman said, some guy named stinger wanted to kill him so ant man hit him with a fricken thomas the tank engine. don't mess with antman..... or thomas
YOUR SUCH AN ASSHAT
by new guy 101 December 3, 2018

a legal professional; one who engages in the practices of law; an attorney; in England, a barrister; from the latin roots 'ass' and 'hat' meaning 'law' and 'yer,' respectively. Alt., less common usage, a business school student or recent graduate.
My ex-wife's asshat demanded the refrigerator in the divorce... I mean, the fucking refrigerator!!!
That corporate asshat is wearing Italian loafers, which cost more than my car.
How many asshat books can John Grisham write?
That corporate asshat is wearing Italian loafers, which cost more than my car.
How many asshat books can John Grisham write?
by gnumb April 1, 2009

The description of an asshat.
The description of an action that infers the performer of such was an asshat
A word used to describe somethin' particularly unpleasant, bitter, unneccessarily cruel, or plain stupid.
The description of an action that infers the performer of such was an asshat
A word used to describe somethin' particularly unpleasant, bitter, unneccessarily cruel, or plain stupid.
Lifting that guy's handbrake when he was parked at the top of Beech hill was a rather asshatical thing to do. We laughed anyway.
by Elly-roo December 31, 2004

Donald Trumps hairstyle.
by Beehphy August 5, 2015

noun- (asshat) 1: A person full of shit, derived from the phrase "go shit in your hat"; A person who continually behaves in such a fashion that makes those around him decide that he has his head firmly wedged in his ass.
2: A person convinced that being an ass makes them automatically the expert on a given topic.
3: A person who assumes the truth from the details provided within their own ass, or pulled from therein.
2: A person convinced that being an ass makes them automatically the expert on a given topic.
3: A person who assumes the truth from the details provided within their own ass, or pulled from therein.
by Prom&Lusus April 22, 2009

That which refers to Logic
by ilLOGICalFarmer September 21, 2009

An idoit of epic porportions. Usually resides in forums or most online games. They can easilly be mistaken for noobs, but there is only a slight difference. Asshats seem to be more of a pestering noob than one that you meet for a short period of time. See chode.
by Zim Santos January 23, 2007
