assgarb

someone whose attitudes are layered in assitude, a super asshat.

Jerry is such an assgarb.

by dannyshamas November 21, 2010

Asswards

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

by Hernux April 24, 2011

Asscara

The streaks of mascara left on the body, such as on the face or neck, as a result of getting ass.

Bill came home with a clean collar but it was the asscara that made his wife suspect his infidelity.

by lostservice December 14, 2013

Assfirmation

When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.

Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.

by ERIC Jenson March 3, 2014

Assfire

Diarrhea

The Taco Bell gave him assfire

by Ardvark123 January 9, 2015

Assfro

the afro contained between your OTHER cheeks...

"Dude, that guy has a serious assfro in his crack"

by Benjamin James Thomson January 5, 2009

asstar

A sticky turd remnant left on your asshole. Also known as shoe polish.

I had asstar so bad all I could do was take a shower to get clean.

by EdFrie January 8, 2009