egg-asser

adv. egg-assingly; Performing a feat whilst egg-assed.

Corey egg-assingly farted onto Spencer's chin, leaving fragments of yolk and fodder behind.

by Sanias March 12, 2004

Asserting Dominance

When you take your friend's burrito and eat it and not letting him have it back at any cost.

Teo died attempting asserting dominance, but failed leaving his friend with a tasty burrito.

by EpicMangoWafflez May 20, 2016

Assertive

A trait that people have when they can stand up for themselves without being rude.

"I think he is rude."

"No, he is assertive."

by Summerselection July 29, 2015

Smart Assery

The vocabulary used to speak with consistent witicisms in a pretentious manner with intent of creating humor at the expense of the blissfully unaware.

Meg and I argued with fervent smart assery when Jacob contested the theory of evolution.

by Virginia Plath March 8, 2009

Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

assorted

Typically used on packaged goods such as a can of nuts or package of safety pins explaining that they are classified into groups, when in reality, they really are just mixed.. So this word is misused alot on products.. We now lose the meaning to it entirely.. (technically, it means separated into classified groups/ but in slang, it means mixed)

The can says that these nuts are assorted, so I guess that means they are mixed!!

by BuddyRoach May 23, 2006

Assertained

Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.

He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.

by Tranquillity Base February 8, 2022