asscunt

The female version of a gooch. The area where the ass and vagina meet.

My asscunt is smelly, itchy, and it stinks.

by babygmamaa July 1, 2011

asscertain

Selfhelp & background to online publishing tips & tricks to capitalize on others' credit card Pending Spending

Asscertain your credit background.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Asscentionism

When you worship ass, you pray to ass, you believe everything is made of ass, and was created by ass.

I now follow asscentionism and worship ass!

by A55ISTAZTY December 20, 2020

assbent

Too be so offended over something that you look like a fool.

Usually happens when someone gets their feelings hurt on the internet (palringo, on a game, facebook, etc)

wow he sure is assbent over that!

by Pinky x October 25, 2014

Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.

To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.

by 3gmaxvUD March 12, 2016

asscunt

someone who moves in on a person intending to do harm under the guise of ignorant innocence

John: watch this video. this guy walks up on this black lady with a camera and she ends up getting charged with assault for trying to knock his camera out of his hands. The whole time he plays ignorant even though he's poking her.

Ted: What a fucking asscunt.

John: no kidding. effective tho. if he wanted her out of his neighbourhood he won.

Ted: yeah.. I guess so. He won like an asscunt. Can you believe the law protects these people?

John: ... fuck.. I guess so. not every law tho

by dicklickinballs October 10, 2017

asscunt

a merger between the asshole and the cunt. most often someone of whit with low strength and low principal. most often male, asscunts are known to provoke and withdrawl. it is theorized that asscunts are an unfortunate byproduct of the West's protection of free speech and discrimination of violent offenders. while in other parts of the world, asscunty traits are eliminated rather rapidly, they tend to thrive in areas that promote defense of the pre-evolved form of asscunts known simply as shitbags. often deserving of a good beat down but illusive enough to evade any such due harm.

John: Quinton was fucking with this kid - taking shots at him big time. Humiliating him. That's when buddy leapt for em but somehow the asscunt evaded him. and somehow he got everybody to laugh at this guy who didn't do anything wrong. can you believe society gives these people props?

Ted: yeah... unfortunately.

by dicklickinballs October 10, 2017