Assange

To engage in coitus using a condom, and to then openly leak into your partner once that condom has broken.

Everything was going well until I was imprudently assanged.

by Dr.Transparent December 15, 2010

Assange

(v). To open a drink.

"Here, let me assange that beer for you."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To function correctly.

"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

assange

1. to assault a person or entity using information
2. to reveal the secrets of a person or entity

Oh, you're breaking up with me? I'm totally going to assange you on Facebook.

by JamponyForever December 3, 2010

Assange

(v). To take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow.

"I just assanged the fuck out of that beer.

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assael

big ass white fat boy that eats everything while he walks around smelling like trash and pulls no girls.

you see that dump over there that is one assael

by john493 January 11, 2017

Assabet

a school in marlboro that sucks dick!

guy#1. hey what school do you go to?

guy#2. assabet!

guy#1. wow that sucks dick

by uihfgiuhgishjg;kdsfjg;d July 29, 2009