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asslicker

1) A fucker who thinks that they're worth a dime but really are just a worthless puppet.
2) A stud who can fuck your ass like a dick but has that in your mouth.
1) Guy 1: Man, I'm getting paid to show up to meetings and fuck up the entire thing!
Guy 2: Oh, your just Bob's asslicker then.
2) Oh Johnny, you're such an asslicker!
by British Black Cocks January 25, 2017
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The asslicker

The person who always misses opportunities and ends up doing something shitty.
"Yet again I'm the asslicker. How nice!"
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Cuckbitch Asslicker

Anyone with the name of Riley

-made by your trusty lamp
"Oh hi, Cuckbitch Asslicker, ur a stupid fuck."
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Assdicker

One who sucks. One who is simultaneously an asshole yet also a dickhead/dickbag.
by Ddh2212 November 23, 2017
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Asspicker

This guy really knows how to pluck his finger into his asshole.
Wow, Johnny! You're such an Asspicker!
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ASSKICKER

A cartoon about two teenagers, The Biker, a metalhead, and The Hipster, a hardcore rap fan who fight and try to kill each other in the most dumbest ways ever. Also known as that cartoon/comic that straight up insults almost everything 💀💀
"Dude. Did you hear about ASSKICKER? It sure can roast the living shit out of anything."
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