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autosexual

Autosexuality: the practice of self gratification due to an inability (or disdain from) finding a partner.
Autosexuality is not reserved for women as the primary defination would suggest.

Being a heterosexual male, I have been unable to find a female partner for years and have just accepted the fact that I will be autosexual for the rest of my life.
by bikejon July 10, 2006
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Aegosexual

A sexuality where you are aroused and kinky and enjoy smut and porn, but have no want to act them out.

Aegosexual: I love watching people have sex
Person B: why don't we view it in first person, together?
Aegosexual: hell no
''I don't want sex, but i'm so damn horny all the time.''
''Have you considered the possibility of you being aegosexual?''
by stancoffeejelly September 2, 2021
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Allosexual

To be sexually attracted to people; The opposite of asexual
I'm allosexual.
by XwXwX February 20, 2021
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agrosexual

a male who has farmed or currently farms and displays strong metrosexual tendencies.
My agrosexual friend talked about his favorite designer labels as he shoveled the manure from his chicken barn.
by thechucker August 21, 2007
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Allosexual

1 (joking) Someone who is sexually attracted to the fearsome dinosaur Allosaurus.
2 Someone whose favorite dinosaur is Allosaurus. They are such a huge stan for Allosaurus that they refer to themselves as Allosexuals. See also: Tyrannosexual.
Leslie: Yo check out the Allosaurus exhibit on your right.
Jenn: Omg what the heck that's the sexiest dinosaur I've ever seen, I'm officially an Allosexual now.
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assosexual

Someone (typically male) who loves to tap ass, and does not care which gender the ass belongs to.
Big Tony just got out of the state pen, and he's looking for some ass. He's posting in m4m, m4w, he doesn't care, he's an all-around assosexual.
by Assman_Montana October 26, 2011
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anosexual

a human being that is obsessed with the anus of any species
I can't stop looking at asses I guess that's because I'm an Anosexual
by t. C. K.. 0. K December 19, 2014
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