Apple Pie

A slang word for the STD chlamydia

I gave some slut some apple pie last night.

by 0Kira0 December 30, 2008

vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

this refers to smegma which is bacteria, vaginal secretions and debris that collect within labia minora, usually in someone that doesn't take many showers.

That girl is really nasty and she's a real vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

by Black Panther415 October 9, 2008

Apple Pie moment

When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"

I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.

by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

Deep-dish Apple Pie

n. A term used to describe a deep, wide-set or cavernous vagina; typically belonging to a loose or promiscuous woman.

I know Carly has been with a lot of guys, but she's so hot that I still want a piece of her deep-dish apple pie.

by Big Bloo October 8, 2011

God I love Apple Pie

It means you love Apple pie

"Hey I made Apple pie for you"

"God I love Apple pie"

by Red pikmin November 22, 2022

Apple Pie Hill NJ

High atop a hill theres a tower in the wonderful pine barrons of NJ, a place where hicks and hitchhikers gather to see the sites, drop stuff off the tower,smoke pot,drink,have sex, and swing.
if your a white american citizen then come on up
if your not, then go to camden or something

I go to apple pie hill to have fun

NO NIGS ALLOWED

by Bill March 23, 2005