appellate judge

An ugly, not liked, piece of shit that has a huge ego

Ms. Coto: Hi, Appellate Judge, it’s so nice to meet you. I have three kids and I am a single mother. I will suck your old, wrinkled, dirty, 3-inch dick if i can have more time on this case
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin

by Butter Mike June 1, 2023

National Appreciate Morons Day

On this day, you are to appreciate any moron you care dearly and make sure they know they are retarded but also cared about

Caleb: "You know you're a moron right?"
Cynthia: "Hey thats mean"
Caleb: "But you're my moron and ily <3"
Cynthia: "Why are you like this?"
Caleb: "Because its National Appreciate Morons Day!"
Cynthia: "You're an idiot smh"

by Z-e-R-o April 11, 2019

Swanson Appetite

A tall lanky white guy who loves to eat pussy. Swanson
Pussy is his appetite and that is all he craves and will not stop until he's had enough which is most likely never.

Look, he's got a swanson appetite!

by Billl Cosby April 12, 2008

APPetite

The insatiable desire for newer and more inane iPhone and iTouch apps, driven by their short-lived novelty

Kyle: "Dude lemme play that BubbleWrap app."
Joe: "Naw man i deleted that shit. The APPetite hit me."
Kyle: "God, i fucking hate you."

by manic_prometheus June 11, 2009

appreciate

A pejoritive for the phrase "go down on him/her" ... In replace of "to give oral pleasure to"

My girlfriend doesn't appreciate me...
Doesn't everyone wish they got a little more appreciation now and then....
Maybe if you appreciated her more you'd get a little more respect...(see definition of "respect" by Murray)

by Murray December 23, 2003

I appreciate you

“I appreciate you” is a polite of way of expressing your disgust with a particular object, situation or person. When utilized in this format, you leave the subject of your statement wondering why you were so polite when in reality you were simply telling them to fu*k off.

Boss: "What's wrong with you? Your results are horrible." Employee: "Thank you, I appreciate you."

Unkind Person: "You wear a 4x shirt, seriously?" Victim: 'Yes I do, I have a gland problem. I appreciate you."

by RetailWorld October 20, 2010

Appreciate Your Appreciation

When your Gay.

Richard - I appreciate you.
Aaron - I appreciate your appreciation.
Richard - I appreciate your appreciation that I appreciate.
Co-Worker- Why are you guys gay?

by Da BK September 24, 2018