asstrophysics

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life

"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"

by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014

apostrophe-fuck

The blatant mis-use of the apostrophe in work related email messages or text message exchanges between regular acquaintances.

"No ones busy enough!!! Get to work." is a commonly used apostrophe-fuck.

by Rene Deveraux June 11, 2006

apostrophise

the process of adding apostrophe's to words to shorten and combine them in order to fit in a text/tweet.

like so: th'whatever

normally: the whatever

the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.

i had to apostrophise th'tweet, it was faaar too long!

by silentasaQ January 26, 2010

Apostrophal comma

A comma that gives the sense that a proper noun used as an intensifier will follow, but acts as an apostrophe because the intensifier is omitted.

You, John Doe, should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

by ellebane October 23, 2011

brown apostrophe

When you have a kink that turns possessive. Your brown apostrophe.

At first, John and Mary were only experimenting with bondage. Now John only can get off to pain. It's his brown apostrophe.

by Goatsgalore April 30, 2023

Apostraphuckup

Using an apostrophe in an incorrect manner

Using "it's" to show possession rather than the correct form as a conjunction of "it is" is an apostraphuckup.

by claydough89 March 2, 2021

Appostrophe

The preffered weapon of many grammar nazis

Person 1: theyre running quickly
Grammar Nazi: *they're, you forgot the appostrophe

by Jusyes February 7, 2021