Angry Ewok

When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
(Helps especially if she's a midget.)

Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
Wait wha?...

by Zmann966 October 23, 2010

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angry raccoon

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.

After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.

by Fantasy Frank Tank October 29, 2008

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Angry Turkey

After a serious fuck session when your partner is passed out on the bed face down, open palm slap their ass as hard as possible. Go retreive a marker and by the time you get back there should be a raised red handprint on their ass cheek. Use the marker to draw a turkey on the handprint like they taught you in school.

"Damn man what happened to you and that chick last night."
"Oh we were fucking and she passed out so I gave her an angry turkey then played COD"

by JimmyDick September 25, 2011

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angry raise

When, playing poker, someone raises unnecessarily high, inadvertently pissing everyone off rather than striking fear or enticing anyone to play. Therefore no-one calls and the round is cut short, wasting everybody's time.

"I raise 20"......"Call"......"Call"......"I raise 500!!"......"Wtf man! Bloody angry raise!"

by Bradz88 July 11, 2011

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