Alzheimer’s

Michelle sterz

She is the literal definition of Alzheimer’s

by Samirraaae September 5, 2020

alzheimer

Verb. To forget a crucial detail.

„I was planning a birthday party but I alzheimered sending out the invites.“

„My mom has dementia and she alzheimered my wife‘s name.“

by SwissNationalist March 12, 2025

alzheimer

i forgor

what am i doing here lol i probably have alzheimer

by scarascumbag February 18, 2022

Semi-Alzheimer

When you walk into a room and forget why you came into the room.

Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"

by Sir_Shell May 23, 2020

Alzheimic

Alzheimic - having characteristics of Alzheimer's Disease.

An Alzheimic civilization tends to not be aware that it is degrading in its Grand Narrative as a country, a region, a culture until it is supplanted by a successor.

by Deafdrummer June 3, 2021

Wearin' your alzheimers

When a person is called out for wearing the same outfit within a short space of time

M1: You are wearin' your alzheimers today you forgetful motherfu**er.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.

by Jbt003 January 29, 2009

Muscle Alzheimer’s

The crap that happens with your body right when you decide that you are a gifted athlete. Your muscles decides you should have stuck with high school chess.

I crushed my drive on the 17th hole and had 75 yards to the pin. On the 18th hole, driver in hand..my buddies remind me of muscle memory man, muscle memory. I shank that drive right into the lake. I have a serious case of muscle Alzheimer’s.

by Yaks_man March 9, 2025