Altipoop

Phenomena experienced when the traveling from sea level to about 10,000 Ft.

As a result of the change in altitude one experiences the inability to take a normal poop.
Symptoms include:
Rabbit pellets
Excessive gas
Fruitless attempts at pooping
Great feeling of relief when one finally returns to sea level.

*Most commonly experienced my males (or at least admitted to)

- "Oh my god, he kept me up all night farting."
- "Yeah that's probably because of the altipoops."

by Tharley215 March 21, 2011

asipstance

Usually used by couples with children. It's when the person not feeding the child a bottle holds the bottle to allow the other person to enjoy an adult beverage.

" hey honey do you need asipstance?"
"Yes thanks babe I would love a sip of my beer."

by magnifican't mike June 23, 2014

aliphony

The art of collecting alimony from an ex husband while living with the new rich guy.

Barbie just moved into a new $700,000 house on the water with her new boyfriend, how can she afford that?

She' s still collecting aliphony from her ex who's a doctor.

by Flasocguy February 12, 2017

aslip

A sexy man with a lots of muscle but a nerdy look, very smart and such a huge heart

Mr aslip raped me

by Wash a December 8, 2017

Alsimi

It's a really great person who wouldn't harm anyone.
Like me. Heh.

Random Guy: Who's that?
Other Guy: Alsimi.
Alsimi: Hai

by Alsimi February 15, 2018

atsipisk

Lithuanian way of saying fuck off

Ar girdite, ką Gytis sakė, jis man pasakė, sake man atsipisk!

by c r u n c h y p i c k l e February 20, 2019

Ausipa

The scariest Black hat hacker alive. Ausipa is the type of hacker to screw you over for any reason. You router has no chance! Better hide you social security number or there is no future for you. Don’t let him on you computer or you are done for.

Skid1: “shit talks”
Wannabe Hacker: “I’m getting Ausipa on you”
Skid1: “No Please Don’t!” I’ll pay you $600 bitcoin!”

by Ausipa April 9, 2019