Alsip 

Parts of it are nice, but the rest is sketchy around 115th & Knox AKA "Undaworld".
Home of the "Undaworld Sd'z" satan disciples gang the rest is a nice white suburb home to some of the nicest people (If you stay on the nice sides)

I just got back from Alsip, I got a beautiful white girls number and some crack!

Alsip by Jonni Boyy October 3, 2008

Alsip 

1.) One of the many, white bred, middle class, Chicago suburbs. Serviced by warehouses, a tollroad, railroads, and trucking.
2.) People who are from this suburb, around it, or from the northern suburbs claim to be well respected, nice, happy, and content with life.
3.) There is no regional dialect like the west coast and much of the Midwest. Alsip is one of many Chicago area communities that has an excellent school system. Many raised here will go on to beautiful careers and rewarding lives.
4.) One difference between teenyboppers and Alsip is that we enunciate our words better and speak slower. This is why many people are hired for jobs, especially in communications and other fields.
5.) Peaceful, plenty of parks, prairies, many modern homes, historic homes scattered throughout the village, shopping, and pleasant.
6.) For the guys, there are very beautiful women. Most of them love the outdoors and stay in shape.

1.) Many streets have large trees and 1950s houses. There are a lot of condos and apartments too for cheap.
2.) No potential threats to our society are from here.
3.) Southern man: "Y'all wanna go to the drunken tiddy bar?"
Alsip man: "I'm really sorry. I can't. I promised we would go for a beautiful nature walk today and run a few miles."
4.) Alsip man: "What do you mean when you say hey homes?"
Out of towner: "Like hi, sup?"
5.) "Today on our trip, we can go shopping at Jewel. Then we can go for a big hike. We'll have juice boxes and fresh fruit and watch the trains go by."
6.) "The girl from Alsip is so beautiful. She helped me with my homework, dating, and now we are together. She's just like that really hot, sexy girl Binky Barnes used to hang out with."

Alsip by don't pick more, pick less March 12, 2008

Asiphe

The most sweetest person in the world. She is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. The best sense of humor & very bubbly & talkative. An energetic soul with a great mind. Focused, and hardworking. A very loyal person and can be mean only when she is pushed to that point. The world's biggest goof ball and not even words in the dictionary can describe her.

Hey, I went to see Asiphe today

Asiphe by liyassso August 15, 2020

August Alsina 

August Alsina is a Fine , young , talented r&b vocalist who's album (Testimony) won the hearts of many females and even males . His single "I luv this sh*t" blew up the hip hop charts and gave him good recognition from fans and different artist like Kendrick Lamar

Girl: August Alsina so fine
Friend: girl back off the bae !

August Alsina by Lele19 January 5, 2015

Alsp 

It is a word that comes out when some idiot is too tired and writes Alsp instead of Also.

Alsp, it is a fun game.

Alsp by NymPsuedo August 28, 2020

Assipal syndrome 

is used towards ones who always complain because they think that their opinion and they are most important. Commonly are creeping, infantile and sometimes are backstabbing. They also may use =) and those.

assipal syndrome

Assipal syndrome by rain97 April 24, 2022

alsihad 

An euphemism for "Pro Tools" coined by Fletcher on the ProSoundWeb forums.

1. All's I had to use was ProTools (sic)
2. I run Alsihad on a pentiumIII thru an old M-Audio 1010 just so I can tell folks "sure we have it why do you ask?"

alsihad by Glasss March 19, 2007