alper

A very cool guy from Alps or sum shit.

"Wow that guy is for sure an alper"

by monke ',:l February 14, 2021

Alphorn

The Alphorn is the Swiss national "Bünzli" instrument, usually played by Anja. You can only play it if you live on a farm and own a VIP cow called Erika.

Guy: Hey Anja how is the Alphorn going?

Anja: It blows my mind!!

by Tikiwohutahawa July 12, 2016

alpert

coolest fam out there. alpert’s are sure to make you laugh and have the ability to fall asleep anywhere any time!

guy: omg I love her but she can be such an alpert sometimes!
friend: Oh really? What happened?
guy: I was telling a story and she just fell asleep!

by Annie Saben June 21, 2018

Alpharetta Autobaun

Georgia 400. The stretch of road in Atlanta that runs from Buckhead to North of Dawsonville. This highway is known for it's high speed chases and traffic.

Come on, let's roll down the Alpharetta Autobaun.

by Carmila December 27, 2004

Alperen

He is God.

You cant never be like Alperen!

by THEUNKOWNTHE May 30, 2018

amphernie

A person who resembles a hippie and a stoner, but is really the opposite of the stoner, and plays on his or her computer all day.

Johnny: You hippie trash, get off my computer!
Danny: Ha, I'm not a hippie! I just put a virus on your lame ass!
(Runs away)
Johnny: Damn, that amphernie just tricked me. I'm keeping my doors locked from now on!

by deokgosdfkgmdfgkjd October 28, 2006

Herb Alpert

Combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Rusty Trombone

The result of minor defecation while ejaculating during the act of receiving a Rusty Trombone and smearing the face of the "musician" with said feces.

Derived from the 1960's pop band Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Contains references to both the Brass and Hispanic flavor of the band.

"Damn, Dave gave me a Herb Alpert after I finished playing the rusty trombone version of "Spanish Flea" up his ass."

"Hey Herb Alpert, I see buy your face that you've been blowin' that rusty trombone again"

by Rexomatica McManus November 9, 2006