Alphabeticalness 

A shortened way of saying "alphabetical arrangement" or "way of placing words in alphabetical order" or "alphabetical arranging" or "alphabetical placement" or so on...

Dane: You guys are pretty funny roaming around Coles yelling out MAADDDDDYYYY
Star: Well yeah we are absorbing, adorable, agreeable, alluring, amiable, angelic, appealing, attractive, awesome, bewitching, captivating, charismatic, charming, choice, cute, cuddly, delectable, delightful, desirable, enamoring, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, entrancing, fascinating, fetching, friendly, genial, infatuating, likable, lovable, lovely, magnetic, mesmerizing, pleasant, rapturous, ravishing, seductive, sweet, tantalizing, tempting, titillating, people. w00t go my alphabeticalness

Alphabeticalness by PrettyStarFury April 2, 2008

zalphabetical order 

Alphabetical order, but the other way around.

Cats, babies, ax, is in zalphabetical order.

zalphabetical order by stinkules July 20, 2009

Alphabetic 

When someone gets so drunk that when they cannot stop laughing it sounds like they are a asthmatic hyperventilating. Alphabetisism most frequently occurs from drinking too much Sicilian white wine!

It can also be more simply used to described getting really drunk.

Georgy: *Is laughing but taking continuous short shallow breaths, sounds like she is struggling to breath*

Stephen: Georgy are you alphabetic?

Or

Stephen: I want to get totally Alphabetic tonight!!!!

Alphabetic by Sicily2014 July 26, 2014

alphabeticality 

alphabeticality- The ability of ebing in alphabetical order. an awesome word.

god knows what songs of each band you like or what you prefer considering the alphabeticality of it but its good

alphabeticality by Blank/Matt February 8, 2005

alphabeticalize

A word that doesn't exist but is commonly confused with alphabetize.

Wes why do you say alphabeticalize ? There is no such word you idiot! It's alphabetize

alphabeticalize by Shaker D October 13, 2006

Alphabeticalized 

To put things in order

Last night I stayed up and alphabeticalized my DVD collection.

Alphabeticalized by Exiled2Colorado May 17, 2006

Alphabetian 

(ALF-AH-BEE-SHIN)

1. A person in the LGBTQ community who is also an SJW (derived from ever extending acronym)

2. Government Agents ( derived from agency name acronyms, such as CIA, FBI, NSA)

1. Look at those alphabetians confused at the bathroom signs lmfao

2. Dude got set up by the alphabetians trying to buy a kilo

Alphabetian by Upncomin420boi February 1, 2021