apostrophe

A punctuation mark that stooges, idiots, morons, dorks, and ignorant people put in front of the letter "s" with amazing inconsistency.

The sign outside the fruit stand said "Grape's, Apple's, and Peache's."

Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Apostrophy

A New Jersey rock band formed in 2005. The band originally started as a one-man-band and stayed that way until 2008 in which a guitarist/singer was found. The duo continued on into 2009 gaining a guitarist, bassist and drummer. There are now 5 members that include a singer, two guitarists, a bassist and a drummer. They currently can be found at their myspace page. www.myspace.com/apostrophy

Hey man, check out this band called Apostrophy. They're awesome.

Hey have you heard the new Apostrophy song? It's awesome.

Hey did you buy Apostrophy's new EP? It's awesome.

by Apostro-dude May 31, 2009

Apostrophe S

Apostrophe S is an American band from Philadelphia. The banded was formed in 2009 and continues with it's original members, Andy Atz, Chad Butler, Sean Butler, and Zach Atz. The band is expecting to release their first EP in the fall. Recorded at Studio 352.

Apostrophe S

by Bobcat. August 21, 2010

anostronomist

anostromonist is a slang word for dummies for people who study the stars.(astronomers)

my girlfriend thinks anostronomist is a word.

by michelle plevritis April 19, 2008

Apostrodude

A male fan of the band Apostrophy.
A sex god who is also a fan of the band Apostrophy.
A bed wetter... who is a fan of the band Apostrophy.
An annoying erection that won't subside, even after countless hours of masturbation... and is a fan of the band Apostrophy.

My penis is so hard and it won't go away... what an apostro-pain in the ass it is to have a raging apostrodude in my pants.

by Smalljohnson-bigheart August 29, 2009

apostrophe-fuck

The blatant mis-use of the apostrophe in work related email messages or text message exchanges between regular acquaintances.

"No ones busy enough!!! Get to work." is a commonly used apostrophe-fuck.

by Rene Deveraux June 11, 2006

apostrophise

the process of adding apostrophe's to words to shorten and combine them in order to fit in a text/tweet.

like so: th'whatever

normally: the whatever

the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.

i had to apostrophise th'tweet, it was faaar too long!

by silentasaQ January 26, 2010